my life of hell

getting kicked out

hello there my name is hannah, and im 14 years old, my parents kicked me out of the house cause they didnt like my boyfriend.... his names john, hes 17 years old but he treats me amazingly...

hannah- mom whats for dinner?

hannahs mom- you getting the hell out of my house!

hannah- what the hell why?

hannahs mom- cause your still dating that stupid no good looser of yours

hannahs dad- i thought we where letting er stay until the weekend than kicking her out?

hannah- that sounds better can we do that?

hannahs mom- fine james you deal with her than

hannahs dad- ok i will, guess how im going to do that!

hannahs mom- how?

hannahs dad- by kicking you out so she ccan stay, family before hoes

hannahs step mom- what!!!!

hannah- ha! your plan back fired

*hannahs phone rings*

hannah- hello?

john- hey babe i got kicked out can i come live with you?

hannah- ummm ill ask in an hour or so my step mom just got kicked out....

john- finally that thing is out of there

hannah- i know right but still besides the point

john- true babe call me back when you know

hannah- k will do hun

*hannah asks her dad if they can talk in the kitchen*

hannah- dad i have a question

hannahs dad- yeah?

hanna- well john just got kicked out, and you kicked the thing out can john come live here?

hannahs dad- how long have you guys been together?

hannah- 7 months

hannahs dad- well than yeah

hannah- thank you

*hannah goes and tells john the news*

hannahs dad- larie you need to get out now, your no longer welcomes here

the thing- but we had this all planned out!!

hannahs dad- well family before hoes and your the hoe so get out and fyi you might wanna leave before john moves in tonight

the thing- what!!!! thats bogus!

hannahs dad- good bye