A lit night with Scaramouche ||Reader x Scaramouche fanfic

The battle

You're in inazuma
Italics are thoughts

Enjoy!
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The wind is howling and you feel it in your hair, Ah how fresh it feels.

Your senses are telling you somebody is around, so you stay alert.

As you come across a stone plated circle you spot a purple circular hat coming out behind a tree.

Immediately recognizing who it is you yell-

"SCARAMOUCHE."

"My my somebody is more aggressive than usual" god. I hated when he acted so petty

Scaramouche came up close to your face, noticing his dark mysterious indigo eyes and his manipulative written smirk. He was attractive.

No. Don't fall weak into him he's your enemy.

Out of anger you slap him, a shocked and disbelieved look was written all over his face

Now that satisfied you.

"You know Y/n, you're just like me. Imagine the things we could achieve together." He would say

"Yeah no thanks." You spit back

"But did you know geico saves you 50% on car insurance?" You chuckle out

Scaramouche clearly annoyed by your horse play stares at you in disgust

"What? It's a joke I learned in mondstat"

"Well that joke wasn't fucking funny you candle looking ass." Scaramouche spit back immediately losing his flirtatious spirit

You look at Scaramouche flabbergasted

"You know what? I'm about to make you into one." You evilly laugh out

Scaramouche grabbed your throat "you like that you little whore?"

"Y-You B-BITCH." You choke trying to get his hands off your neck

You decide to kick him in the crotch inflicting enough pain for him to let you go

"GODDAMN IT Y/N" Scaramouche yelled in pain

You decide to kick his ankles causing him to fall down in the stone ground

You immediately start kicking his abdomen as he lied on the ground yelling in pain

You grab his leg and start treating him like your fixing a blanket on your bed, smashing him on the ground every 5 seconds

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

"YOU LIKE THAT, HUH SCARAMOUCHE? OR SHOULD I SAY SCAREY MUNCHER."

Somehow Scaramouche managed to get a hold of your leg and drag you down with him

You land on his crotch area, but despite the amount of damage you think you inflicted he still managed to give you a horny ass smirk. Disgusting.

"Interesting." You reply

"That's right. You love that Y/N right?" He said getting closer to your lips

You manage to throw a painful punch at Scaramouche making him moan

"WHAT THE FUCK SCARAMOUCHE." You yell

"DONT TELL ME YOUR KINKY FOR THAT SHIT." You say concerned

As Scaramouche rises his head again he seems to be in a drunken state "I'm kinky for you that's for sure."

Ew.

You reach for you bag searching around for a small box, along with a bottle of— something.

You grab the bottle and drench the liquid all over him

"Oh my~ y/n you really know how to set the mood. It seems you've gotten me wet."

"Dumbass." You snicker under your breath

"Seems we're really going to have a hot night tonight;)" he says flirtatiously

After drenching the liquid, you grab the box and reveal it being matches

You quickly stand up and see the fear in Scaramouche's eyes grow

Lighting the match you throw it on Scaramouches' hat

The fire spread to his hair.

Then to his neck.

After that it spread all over his body

You watch in pleasure, seeing him burn, smelling the burning flesh, hearing his screams.

You laughed in satisfaction

(Visual on how it looks like)

After his body burned into ashes you walk up to the pile

"Huh. This smells like crispy chicken!"

You grabbed a handful of Scaramouche's left over ashes and shove a handful in your mouth

Yum! How delightful this taste is.

"Who's the candle now? Scaramouche."

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Ty for supporting my first chapter, I'm excited to continue the rest!