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TWS: BLOOD, SWEARING, MENTIONS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE SPICY SHIT IDUNNO

(based off of 'yes to err is human, so don't be one'. also a late halloween special.)

1st Person Y/N

For Halloween-since I was much too old for normal traditions and have no friends to invite me to parties-I had decided to go to the strange haunted house near where I live. It's said that there was a crazy dude who lived there who looks hot in pictures I will not lie but died sadly. He committed suicide after being found by the police after changing his name three times and running away for like seventeen years. He was an arsonist and blew up many places hot, literally, and lived in a fucking mansion. Eccentric as shit for a wanted criminal. His ghost is said to still live in the mansion so I decided to go.

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I made it to the gate of the place, which had been rusted over due to weather and lack of use. There were plants on the gate which were strangely overgrown for an abandoned estate but it does rain a lot. I tried to open the gate. Locked. Of course it was.

"Shit." I whispered to myself. I had to climb the gate. I liked to climb trees and shit but not rusty ass gates leading to dead hot men. I got my foot in a hole in the gate and started climbing.

"This better be fucking worth it." I said as I straddled myself on the top of the gate. I was debating how to get down when a crow screamed at me out of fucking no where. I got so startled that I fell off of the gate.

"FUCK!" I yelled as I felt a stinging pain rise to my knee. I looked down to see that it was bleeding. "Shit! This man has better be fucking hot or I will burn this house down!" After I said that I felt a severe chill down my spine and what felt to be someone holding my shoulders.

"You want to be like me, pretty boy~?" I heard a ghostly voice say. He had to be the guy. He had a british accent which made him sound super fucking sexy.

"The fuck?!" I was caught off guard by the sudden voice. I heard nothing more and decided that I should just leave, but I had a strange feeling that I should enter the house. I did have no other plans and if this fell through I was probably just going to go home and get drunk as fuck so I went into the mansion.

As soon as I went in the lights turned on. Strange, but nice. As soon as I entered I noticed that the whole house smelled slightly of wine and a metallic scent which I could only pinpoint to be blood. Slightly off-putting but Imeanitsprobablyfinee. I went upstairs to find a dark-ish room that pulled me in. As soon as I entered the door shut. I felt another chill go up my spine.

"Thank you for coming, darling~" The same voice had said. "Welcome to my humble estate." I felt what I assumed to be him kissing my hand.

"Uhm- thanks-s." I was blushing slightly from his actions. God he was so hot, even without seeing him. "What can I call you?"

"Just call me Wilbur, puppy~" He whispered in my ear.

"I- Uh- Wh- What?" I was WILDLY caught off guard by him.

"Aww are you flustered?" He teased.

"Sh-shut the fuck up before I leave." I threatened, knowing he wouldn't let me.

"I wouldn't let you leave before I get what I need, Y/N~"

"Wh-wh-what??" WHAT THE FUCK DID HE MEAN??? I FELT HEAT RUSHING TO MY CHEEKS.

"Not like that. Yeesh. You're so dirty minded~" He teased again. "I need you to bring me back."

"Why would I do that? You haven't done anything I would want to bring you back for." Despite me still blushing wildly I managed to pull myself together.

"We both know that isn't true, Y/N. Plus if you don't bring me back I won't let you go and you won't be able to drink this night away." He knew a strange amount about you.

"Fine. What do I do."

"Just stay still and don't question it."

The next thing I knew I felt him... sucking on my knee wound? What kind of kink-

"I said don't question it."

He could definitely see my thoughts in some way. I stood there, questioning why I even trusted this random dead guy more than myself even.

Before I could question myself further I saw him start to appear. He was tall as shit. He also had fluffy brown hair, similar to his eye color. Holy shit he was hot. Almost instantly after, he got up and kissed me. His lips were freezing but I didn't care. It felt so nice.

"It that part of the process?"

I could tell that he was in a daze from kissing me. "Can- can you kiss me again?" His voice sounded so much hotter now that he was "alive".

"Now who's flustered?" I teased.

"Shut up. I know you feel the same." He was right.

I went up and kissed him again. Before long he had pushed me against the wall.

"Thank you for bringing me back."

(A/N)

YOOOOOO THIS ONE IS SO GOOOOD HOLY SHIT LIKE I CAN WRITE THIS WELL? HAPPY LATE HALLOWEEN BITCHES ENJOY.

SIGNING OFF

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