Rise of Ms. Dumb [On Hold]

Rise of Ms. Dumb

Sabi nila, it's good if you don't know a lot of things. In short, hindi ka sagaran sa pagiging genius or what so ever. Practically being dumb.

"I'm not genius and I'm not on the average girl you knew. I'm basic."-sabi ko sa date ko.

He just opened his mouth and hanged it there for like seconds.

"I'm saying, hindi porket naka suot ako ng glasses is that I'm smart or what you called nerd. And if you want to go just do it."-walang pagdadalawang isip kong saad sa kaniya.

He pauses his movements and was making sure if that's the right thing to do.

I nodded to him. And wow, he's surprised?

"I can read your mind, go away."-and that folks is how I ended my stupid blind dates with worthless guys around the globe. Echos, around NCR lang naman. Hindi ako collector. I'm just a picky one.

At isa pa, he's nothing but a man who just needs some f buddy or something. I searched his profile on the internet, uh-uh don't get me wrong. I'm not a creeper I told you I'm just a basic person. So I looked up on him and see what he likes on a woman. Well, mahilig ata mag rant itong si man and saw his standards for a girl posted publicly on fb. Aba proud si kuya?

So yeah, he likes nerd and a petite woman. And then, the pics of his women are in contradict. Hindi lang nerd hanap niya, dapat may ibubuga.

I'm not fitted for that position tho, at wala akong balak mag apply to be his girl.

I drink my cup of coffee on the table and enjoyed the ambiance of this cafe with a soft jazz music playing.

So relaxing.

*cring cring*-the nuisance is here.

"Dumbo! Bakit mo naman siya pinaalis?!"-sigaw mula sa kabilang linya.

"And why are you watching me from behind. Come on, pick up your strawberry milkshake from your table and join me sister."-sabi ko in full relaxing tone.

"Don't call me sister dumbass, I'm your cousin."-she said.

She hungs up the phone so did I.

Maya maya pa ay narinig ko na ang footsteps niya at ito ay papalapit sa aking kinaroroonan.

"Bitch please, don't send me on those stupid blind dates again ok? I'm sick of it."-sabi ko sa kaniya as she manages to take a seat in front of me.

"I'm doing you a favor, so stop acting like a mean girl. Huwag ka ng choosy pa. You're getting old and hindi pwedeng manatiling isang empleyado lang ang kapangitan mo girl. Baka amagin ka niyan."-she said while laughing.

"Ay wow, sino nagsabi sa'yo na may amag ito. False information."-sabi ko while closing my eyes in disbelief.

"Shitty head you have."-sabi niya then drinks her shake.

"Kamustahin mo na lang ako sa jowa mo, then balitaan mo ako kung kelan kasal niyo ha."-I stand up, making my official leave.

"Are you kidding me? Genacia Kalumpag? We just started a month ago and you're expecting me to marry him?"-she said in a sarcastic tone.

"Chill, I'm just kidding. But I hope na sa 27 anyos mo na iyan ay sure ka na sa jowa mo. Adios kaibigan/cousin I have a lot more things to do than this stupid blind dates you got for me."

I walked out just like that. Yeah end--

Kidding, hindi pa diyan nagtatapos. Because I'm here to explain you why I entitled this story as the Rise of Ms. Dumb.

Well quite a unique title for a trashy content. Joke lang! I'm supposed to be promoting this story you know. I'm the protagonist e.

So practically I'm dumb, you know what dumb is?

Well hindi ako tanga or any slow pokes na nanjan na yung answers sa mata nila ay hindi pa makita. But, we're just human so pwede rin mangyare yun.

So I'm not a genius, average but surely not the lowest of any human kind of what IQ standard is. I'm plain duuumb.

Ok cut the crap out of this, I know it doesn't even make sense why I'm talking to you. As a matter of fact I should focus on my role from now on.

So let me show you why I'm called Ms. Dumb, yes that's my nickname. So I'm kinda mixed up with the title--ok let's proceed.

At work I'm like this.

"I'm sorry sir."-then looked down.

Never made eye contact from others. Well I'm not a sociopath or something you would diagnose me to. I'm just afraid on showing myself in this sickening job I have.

So my routine goes like this.

Wake up in the morning at 7am
Eat my breakfast
Bully my sister (opposite)
Go to work
Scan my I.D. At the entrance
Look down
Sit on my chair the rest of the morning
Scan some papers
Do paper work
Drink my coffee
Goes out for lunch to take a break
Back again to office
After another 4 hours of non stop working
I finally got to go padis (not sure about the spelling)

Joke I'm not fond on going to clubs, bar etc.

So practically I'm just a dumb person. Yeah. My life is not boring. Trust me we're just the same. Magkaiba lang ng sitwasyon. Well, siguro hindi ka dumb like me.

Alam ko, alam ko babe. I'm not really dumb base sa mga sinabi ko, there's nothing being dumb about it but I'll show you

Being dumb is what I am, it is a choice for me. I did choose this. There's a reason.

Because the world fascinates me, but there goes the opposite.

I'm afraid to show the world--nah. I don't have anything special to show e.

Scratch that, I'm the opposite of special. Well maybe if you knew me very well.

You'll understand better.

_________

Because dumb is the new smart kiddos.

Expect wrong grammar, typos etc. yeah that's all.

Ps. Enjoyed? Yeah intro pa lang ito at ang dumb na niya. Well, I'm just an amateur yah know.

So another story from me. Yeah I can't say anything that much, 'cause I don't like to blabber things around, but, I do like to share what crazy stories and dreams my mind going through. Hoping for your support and encouragement to authors like me.

Do keep on track with this story of mine 🤘