Part 1

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Quatro: We should start a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!


Quatro: 

"Look, if this works, we won't get caught. If it doesn't work, we won't get old. It's a win-win situation."


Hart: Fight me!

Kite standing behind him, slowly cracking his knuckles loudly: *Mouths* Do not.


Quatro: Why are you like this??

Kite:  I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.


Quinton: Fitness tip! Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Kite: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Hart: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-


Kite: Yeah, I suck at apologies so.... unfuck you or whatever.


Quatro: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?

Quinton: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.

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