RWBY react to Dragon Ball Z Abridged - Season 1

The Return of Raditz!... Wait...

"Hang on, what's Dragon Ball Z Abridged?" Oscar asked.

"It's a shortened comedy version of the show made by TeamFourStar, from the original Dragon Ball series." Lucy explained.

"Let's give it a watch." Ruby said.

Disclaimer: (voice is very fast spoken) The following is a fan-based parody. DragonBall, Dragon Ball Z, and Dragon Ball GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.

"Wait, so this isn't owned by these 'Team Four Stars' guys?" Weiss question.

Winter shook her head, "Apparently not."

"Well at least they put that at the start." Jaune said.

"Yeah, won't get in too much trouble I guess." Nora said with a nod.

The scene opens up showing mountains followed by showing many wildlife including some weird pink chicken like creatures that are actually ostriches.

"Hm, seem peaceful," Kali said.

Suddenly a Saiyan Space Pod comes crashing down at a distance, startling many ostriches and a farmer.

"So much for peace," Sun said with a shrug.

Farmer: Oh God, no! My marijuana patch! I mean, er... my carrot patch... yeah!

"You are fooling no one buddy." Neptune said shaking his head.

Farmer: (thinks as he drives up in his truck to the impact site) I better do what any sensible Middle American would do in this situation (Gets out of his truck with his gun) Get mah gun!

"Of course." Weiss said with a nod and rolls her eyes

Space Pod opens up in a shiny light and Raditz emerges.

"Why is his hair so long?" Jaune asked.

Weiss glared at him as she touched her own hair, "What's wrong with long hair??"

Jaune gets scared as he puts his hands in surrender, "O-oh nothing!"

Space Pod: Hello, and welcome to Earth... With open bar.

Qrow chucked as he drank his flask, "I think I'm beginning to like this show."

Winter shook her head, "Of course you would."

Farmer: (as Radtiz emerges out the pod and hole) Holy crap, it's Sonic the Hedgeho-- Eh, no, it's an alien! Holy sh**, it's an alien!

Raditz: Finally on this dead plan-- (notices teeming wildlife) Wait... What the crap? Did Kakarot screw this up? Oh god dammit, I knew we should've sent Turles.

"Who's Turles?" Blake asked.

"And who's Kakarrot?" Yang asked as well.

Farmer: Better think of something cool to say to make him stop! (cocks shotgun while Raditz scans him with his scouter) Hey, you! (thinking to himself) Heh, genius farmer, genius!

"Meh, not really." Mercury shrug.

Raditz: Aw, look at him. He thinks he's people. What's your power level, little human? (checks his power level with scouter) Five, huh?

"A farmer with a shotgun?" Watts questioned.

Farmer: Protect me, gun! (fires a shot at Raditz, who catches the bullet with his hand)

Both Ruby and her mother were amazed, "Wow, nice reflexes." 

Raditz: Hey! No! Bad human! (flings the bullet back at the farmer, sending him flying at towards his truck and killing him)

Farmer: (extreme quickly while flying towards his truck) Gah, I voted for Bush!

"Bush??" Tai asked, "Who are these people?"