Genshin smut one shots ( requests open)

Alhaitham x Kaveh •Sumeru snow•

I like this ship. Also I hate all the angst going on so I'm here to change that 😎👑🫶💪 this gonna a VERY long one. Like bible long. Imma enjoy the hell outa this one 😏 also I've been reading a lot of smut so I know some new stuff hehe 😈😏💅

Credits to @_valenrepetto_ on Twitter. (It says on the top but I still want to give credits)

The story:
Alhaitham was practicing his sword skillz 😎😎😎 At like 7:00 at night for some reason idk. Then, the oddest thing happened, it started to snow for first time about 100 years (he got that from one of his many nerd books -_-) Alhaitham ran home to see if Kaveh was home. "Oh Alhaitham good, you're home. ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!" "Yes.. *huff* I'm am" "your back hurt grandpa?" "No dumb ass, I just booked it here, I heard that Sumerian snow storms are the 2d worse next to snezhnaya's." "Shit. I DON'T WANNA BE LOCKED UP WITH YOU FOR A DAY!" "Three days." "What" "Sumerian snow storms last for about three to five days." "THAT'S EVEN WORSE." "Welp, you'll have to live with it pretty boy." And with that Alhaitham pulled out his book and started to read it. Kaveh was having a heart attack (silently) so he decided to go into his work office thingie and started to draw. He drew many things such as animals, weapons, the scenery (aka Sumeru before the snow storm) and Alhaitham. One turned to two, two turned to five and five turned to over 50 drawings of Alhaitham. *shit what am I going to do when he sees these?!* "Hey, Kaveh can I come in?" "Uhhhh, just gimme a sec!" He gathered all of his Alhaitham drawings and shoved them into a drawer. "You can come in now!" Alhaitham came through the door as Kaveh tryed not to draw attention to the drawer filled with the drawings of him. "What do you need idiot?" "I just wanted to know if we have everything we need, I'm going to go out and buy a shit ton of stuff." "Can I go with you? I know you'll say only if I have my own money, well guess what fucker? I have my own money!" He pulled out a bag with a good amount of mora and smiled his cockey smile. "I was gonna say you can spend SOME of my money, but I see you have your own." "Yup! Now I'm going to get ready, just wait here for like 5 minutes." "K" Kaveh left his room to get ready. Alhaitham opened the drawer. He always knew where he kept them. *wow. Every time I see these they get more and more impressive .* And with that he put them away.

Like and subscribe for part 2! Is what I would say if this was a book about them 😜 so it's gonna get steamy REAL soon so be prepared lololololol

"Finally we're home!" "Now we have to put all this away. "Noooooooooooooooooooooo" "shut it pretty boy, if you put this away we can do whatever we want." "Oh really~?" A VERY interesting idea popped into Kavehs head. "Anything we want~? Well then, we better this done quickly~." Alhaitham was confused of why he was so ready to put everything away all of a sudden. It was probably so he could draw more of him. After putting everything away Alhaitham picked up his book and started to read again. *ugh I guess I'm just going to draw more until I really want to do this* He went back to draw for a bit but all he wanted was Alhaitham. * there are so many other guys but why do I want him?! Maybe it's because we're roommates and I've grown to like him? Ugh I need a break.* he came out to see Alhaitham still reading his book. "Hey *snap snap* put the damn book down." "And why I would I do that?" "Just do for like a minute." "Fine."Kaveh got on Alhaithams lap and kissed him. Alhaitham was taken aback by this. Kaveh just sat their staring into Alhaithams eyes. "W-wha-I don't-" " just kiss me haitham." Alhaitham just did as Kaveh said, I mean I would too, Kaveh is fine as FUCK. They just sat there and kissed for like, a minute or two. "*gasp* my archons Kaveh~you are something else~" "why the sudden complements haitham?~" They just smirked at each other while flirting and the occasional make out session. Suddenly Kaveh felt something in between his legs. Alhaithams face went red as Kaveh very quickly realized what it was. "Awwww~getting all hard for me~it would be an honor to be fucked by the acting grand sage himself~" "is that really the only reason~? Or is it something else~?" Kaveh just smirked as he pushed Alhaitham down. "Have you done this before haitham?" "Yes. Have you?" "Yeah~" "well then, let's start~"