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the pranks

It hade been weeks since Harry Started dating Snape publicly Ron had blurted it out to the school and he was pissed that he wasn't gonna be with ginny. He got a howler the next day from his mother but that didn't seem good enough to Harry's new best friend Draco Malfoys and his devil twins Fred and George they came up with the best prank yet and Draco had to pull most of it off alone because of the twins being out of school

They got together and created a playlist of the gayest gay songs they could get from Harry from the muggles world then he put it in one of those muggles phones but with Fred and George it wasn't muggles for long is soon became a RC phone with a controller connected to it so he could control the volume and the car with an invisibility potion on the moving phone and a notice me not on the controller

The first day Draco had driven it under the Gryffindor table and turned it down so low that Ron was the only one that could hear it do to it being right under his seat so he seamed crazy

The day after that he repeated the same process but this time cast a spell so only Ron, Harry and himself could here the songs and turned it up so if the spell wasn't on it everyone could have heard it

he was seething after dinner and went up to Harry's room to find all his shit gone Harry had moved out of the Gryffindor tower and no one new where to

The next day Harry was sitting at the Slytherin table between Draco and blaze he was half asleep on Draco shoulder and Snape came down to talk to him

"Harry Reid u alright" Severus said

"Yeah just didn't get much sleep last night Sev" Harry replied as he leaned back on the lower part of the man's chest "will you sit with me this"

He nodded and had blaze move over and pulled Harry in to his side "eat" was the last thing he said and Harry started to eat

After that day the music got worse they took the spell for only Ron to hear it of and the hole hall but the teachers could hear it but no one reacted well except the homophobic ones like Ron this lasted for 3 more days before Ron lost it

Harry was asleep on Snapes lap that morning cuz it was a Saturday and on the weekends they could sit where ever they want Ron stood up and went straight for him

"Mr Weasley is there something you wanted" Snape asked with a raised eyebrow when he finally stood in front of him

He blew up about this yelling about the music and the fact that a student shouldn't date a teacher he woke up Harry to and when he was done Harry turned around on Snapes lap so he could see Ron

He took a deep breath and rubbed the bridge of his nose "first of all, Weasley you have no control over who I date. secondly seems how we would all be graduated by now if it weren't for the war McGonagall can't do a thing. Also the next time I hear someone say something about the age difference I'm going hex them in to next week. it's what a 15 year difference and wizards live to like 300 it's not a big difference. get over yourselves I'm happy shouldn't that be all that matters. If you were a true friend." After that Ron walked away