(Takes place after skypiea)
'MAN i sure am hungry.' Luffy said. Today was just another average day on the ship, fighing god enel was way too difficult and everyone was tapped..accept for luffy of course. "SANJIII im hungry..can you make something please..? Its been 2 hours."
"Can you be patient and shut up? Im coming..." sanji really wasnt in the mood to deal with luffys bs today so he decided to rest up on cooking, i guess luffy couldnt really see that. "I want as much fried rice as you can make! Just gimmie food!"
Sanji went to the kitchen to see if he could make anythingnwith the leftover food they had but unfortunately he could not. "Luffy..we dont have anymore food, i want you to do a simple task for me. Go to walmart and buy food with this 50.00 dollars make sure its things we actually need. And ussop is going with you to make sure you stay put.
Ussops eyes shot open, "DO I REALLY HAVE TO GO??!?" "Ussop do you want to starve or not?" Ussop had no choice but to agree and so the strawhats sailed over to the u.s and drove there ship over concrete which would later get towed just to park at a walmart.
"WOOAAAW!!! ive never been to america before!! Never been to walmart either!! Isnt this great ussop? A new adventure lies here in america!! To be honest ussop just wanted to go back on sea.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOHHHH!!!! WHAT ARE THESE THINGS CALLED!???!"
"There called carts luffy, i did some research on americans and they use these things caled carts to carry there stuff."
"AND THESE? WHAT IS THIS COOL STUFF."
"LUFFY DONT TOUCH THAT, i heard that this "monster energy" drink and give you super boost but its costs you a headache! My amercian friend told me."
"OOOOH SPOOKY LETS DRINK IT!!!"
LUFFY NOOOOOO-
15 minutes after luffy came back out of the walmart beaten up by sanji because he couldnt do a simple task right, even with ussop "sanji..i dont think i like america, it smells like polluted gas water anyway." So the took there ship and drove back to the sea where they left off for there new adventure back in the wild grand line
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one piece fart fics
Humorthese are like crack fics but light on the crack kinda something like "__ and __ go shoe shopping." idk something like that
