WARNING: SWEARING
This is not part of the story this is just some incorrect quotes that I made with a generator about VILE faculty. Let me know if I should do one for team red or if I should make a different book for it.
Incorrect Quotes:
Cleo:Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Bellum and I are dating.
Bellum , Brunt , Shadowsan , and Maelstrom: *gasp*
Cleo: Bellum , why are you surprised?!
*The Faculty's thoughts on stabbing*
Bellum: Crys when she stabs her pancakes.
Maelstrom: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Cleo: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Shadowsan: Would stab without warning.
Brunt : Would stab as a warning.
This is so true this would be all of their thoughts on stabbing people.
Shadowsan: Brunt is late again.
Bellum : How did this happen? I called them at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Cleo : I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Maelstrom: I set their clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Shadowsan: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Brunt bursts through the door*
Brunt : WHAT TIME IS IT?
I can imagine them doing this when they have a meeting and they want Brunt to be there on time.
Cleo: Anyone d-
Bellum : Depressed?
Maelstrom: Drained?
Brunt : Dumb?
Shadowsan: Disliked?
Cleo : -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
Same here Bellum,Maelstrom,Brunt and Shadowsan
Brunt : Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Cleo: It was Bellum.
Shadowsan: It was Bellum .
Maelstrom : Bellum broke it.
Bellum :
Bellum : ...yOU PROMISED-
I can imagine this happening every morning and Brunt being sick of it
Bellum : What do you do when someone offers you drugs?
Cleo : Take them!
Shadowsan: Punch them in the neck!
Maelstrom: Say thank you!
Brunt : Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!
Bellum : ...
Bellum : No.
No comment
Cleo : Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Cleo : First who would you kill?
*Maelstrom points at Shadowsan*
*Brunt points at Shadowsan*
*Bellum points at Shadowsan*
Shadowsan: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
This is just sad
Shadowsan: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Maelstrom, Brunt , Cleo , and Bellum : ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Happens every second of every minute of every hour of every day.
Maelstrom: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Shadowsan: ... Your what?
Maelstrom: My friends.
Bellum : Are they saying "friends"?
Brunt : I think they're being sarcastic.
Cleo : No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Maelstrom! All of your friends are in this room.
OMG Maelstrom has friends like at all?!?!
Bellum : What do rainbows mean to you?
Shadowsan: Gay rights.
Cleo : There's money.
Maelstrom: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Brunt : It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.
I'm tired it's 3 AM and I am losing my sanity
Maelstrom: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Cleo : Maybe a bit tipsy?
Brunt : Drunk.
Bellum : Wasted.
Shadowsan: Dead.
So true
Maelstrom: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Maelstrom: *sees Brunt shoving Shadowsan into the washing machine while Bellum records and Cleo watches*
Maelstrom: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
This happens way to often for Maelstrom's liking
Bellum : Where's Shadowsan?
Maelstrom: Doing stuff.
Bellum : I don't like the sound of that. Where's Brunt ?
Maelstrom: Trying to stop Shadowsan from doing the stuff.
Bellum : And Cleo ?
Maelstrom: Trying to stop Brunt from stopping Shadowsan from doing the stuff.
Bellum : I see. And what are you doing here, Maelstrom?
Maelstrom: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Cleo from stopping Brunt from stopping Shadowsan from doing the stuff.
I need sleep !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have lost all sanity
Shadowsan: How would you like your pancakes?
Cleo : Plain.
Brunt : With sprinkles!
Bellum : Chocolate chips.
Maelstrom: Potatoes.
*Cleo , Brunt , and Bellum look at Maelstrom*
Maelstrom: What? They're good.
He's really crazy I mean it was ok in the show but POTATOES?!?!
Cleo : How do you connect with a fictional character?
Brunt : What?
Maelstrom: What?
Bellum : What?
Shadowsan: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
GODDAM
Maelstrom: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Brunt : IT.
Shadowsan: Annabelle.
Bellum : Paranormal Activity.
Cleo : High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
So true Cleo is the most relatable person in the world.
Alr I'm going to sleep bye!
MiraculousDemigoddess out!
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Carmen Sandiego VILE group chat
FanfictionA story about when vile decides that their operatives needed a group chat to be able to stay in touch with each other. But you can't expect them to use it only for talking about missions. Welcome to the VILE group chat where the tea shall be spilled.
