The clueless man

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'Gahh!' I thought to myself as I run my fingers through my blonde hair. 'Why must this be so difficult?!' I had a straight, stressful look but my ears were hot and red. I was looking at magazines on how to ask a girl to.. Uh.. 'Fondue'.. and it really wasn't helping, just making me more flustered.

Me and Y/N have been dating for almost 3 years and I think I'm ready. I love her, but I don't know how the 21st century works still.. I put my feet on the desk in my room in the avenger tower, as I wonder about Y/N. I'm old-fashioned! I can't help it! Since its 21st century.. I don't think much women would want me to wait until we are 40 years old and married to do it. I've heard all these accomplishments from Bucky and I wondered ever since. Yes.. it is true I am a virgin still.. but I'm hoping to change that. But How..?

'Hmm... maybe someone would know..' I blush a little from having the idea of asking one of my male friends how to ask a girl to..'fondue' But I slapped myself, put on my brave face, and went in the elevator to go down to the lounge. Hopefully Y/N is isn't there. The elevator opened thankfully, she wasn't there.

There was Clint watching The Hunger Games,Thor eating pop tarts, and Tony drinking scotch. 'Who should I ask?' I thought as I stepped out of the elevator. I ruffled my hair as did a backround check on the men that was in here.

Thor.. he lives in Asgaurd but he definitely has a girlfriend.. I think her name was.. Jane? I don't know if he knows the 21st century customs. Thor then started started staring at the pop tart for at least 5 seconds, then biting into it again with force.

Clint.. does he have a girlfriend? I don't know about him... I stared at him as he looks as if he's about to cry when Katniss and Peeta said they'll go die together.

Then I look at Tony.. the billionaire playboy. Good with women, good with science, I bet he can get himself laid without moving a muscle. 'yeah.. he must know what to do..' I thought as I headed straight to him.

"ah~ hello Sir Rogers." Thor greeted as he noticed him.
"Uh. Hi." I said back, still striding towards towards Tony. Tony looks up at me, still drinking his scotch.

"Hey what's up Capsicle?" He asks, pouring more scotch into his glass. My ears became hot again..
"uh.. I have a question to ask" I stuttered a bit.
"Uhuh. and what is it?" 'Go ahead steve.. Ask Him what to do!'

"What I wanted to.. umm a-ask is.." I tried to say it as I fought my blush.

"How do you ask a girl to.. uhmm.. have fondue?" Tony looked at me odd. "Wow Capsicle. Your obviously blushing your ass off to ask a simple question like that? I thought it was serious." he chuckled a bit

"You really are weird.. well considering your 90 years old. Anyways, you just ask." I looked at him, blinking a few times before answering

"Its.. that simple? 21st century really is odd. I mean, usually the guys back then would have to do all these things to have.. 'fondue' But now all you do is ask?! Things really have changed." I said. 'all I have to do is ask..'

"Okay thenn.." He replied as he then walked back to the kitchen to get another bottle of scotch. I turned around and headed to the elevator. 'ask, just ask'.

I wiped the sweat off my forehead and clicked the button up to Y/N's floor. As I got there, I saw Y/N was wearing a white shirt with jeans while sitting on the couch, watching a movie.

"Oh hey Stevie." she greeted, and little smile on appearing on her lips. I tried to fight off my blush as I walked straight to her. "So.. I was thinking of us having 'fondue' together. Is it okay?" I asked her in a clear voice. She didn't reply for at least 15 seconds. Was Tony lying? This seems awkward. "Sure.. I'd love some fondue~ I didn't know you knew some places" She said. .....places?..... There are places to have fondue....?!

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