I was a big fan of KAW growing up. I played all the games, including the KAW SMP, watched all the videos, and even was a member of KAW itself. But then, everything changed. One day, i got a copy of the KAW platformer, called "KAW Adventures: SAKURAI's Tribulations".
It came from the mail through my good friend @[GBC] Evixtz‼#5309. He had written me a letter, saying:
"Dawg this shit scary as fuck, the chocolate man has gone on a rampage, destroy the mf disk before he gets you too"
Now i could do as he says like a normal person or be motivated to see what this is all about, since the plot demands it. This is a creepypasta nigga you already know what i'm finna do!
I booted up the copy of Sakurai's Tribulations, and what I saw was the standard opening screen! Nothing too out of the ordinary, until I pressed start. Then, it happened... Sakurai was replaced with him. The monster I wish I had never encountered: Xavier. He looked just like Xavion, however he had black and red eyes, he cried blood and had cumstains on his shirt.
I had the choice between three characters. I say choice, but it was more like a forced pick, seeing as only Damien was available as a choice. I picked him, and it spawned me in the familiar South Carolina level. I went forward for quite a while until the scenery changed! It went from Florence to... Chicago?! This isn't good. Damien isn't built for this level, he takes way too much damage, and the O-Block Elite enemies have ranged attacks while Damien has to jump on them to kill them. I played to the best of my abilities, but eventually succumbed to the squadron of niggas that shot Damien up.
Once Damien laid on the ground dead, Xavion appeared, his back facing the screen. As I wondered what would happen next, his head turned 180 degrees as he grinned, morphing into Xavier and jumpscaring me! It was so scary I literally shit myself and came. No joke, my pants were ruined. And so, I rushed off to get changed, as Xavier simply stared at the screen.
"Are you serious, nigga?" he uttered. "You deadasss shit yourself?" he questioned. "Bro, shut up! Your scary ass came up to me all demonic and shit! Give me a quick second homeboy..."
I got changed and went back to my PC. "Aight, I better not see more of that kind of shit. I'm serious, nigga." he warned. "My bad, dawg. Resume?" "Resume. Ahem... So few niggas on my level, so few to compare. But perhaps you, you would satiate my appetite for a challenge, wouldn't you, Toxin?"
He maniacally laughed, it sounded kinda goofy I ain't even gon hold you, but shit was scary none the less. Bro even threw up Gs before leaving, that's how you know the nigga's a menace!*
*The term "Throwing up Gs", first coined and popularized by @Sincerely, Toxin™#5478, refers to the usage of this Smiling Goku sticker from Fortnite, as shown below:
