"Fake" Dating || A Billie Eilish Story

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"so we really have to act like we are dating now?" I asked the manager beside me.

"yes, it will get billie here more people to listen to her and maybe some of her fans to follow you. You are already a lesbian so i don't see the bad in this" He stated.

"but im not even po-"

"that doesn't matter, we just need to get rid of the thought of billie being straight out of their heads" His voice raised a little.

"chill man, we are both sitting right infront of you" Billie joined into the conversation. "Plus, if the outside world thinks im straight good for them. I honestly dont give a fuck what they think." she leaned back in her the chair she was in looking up from her phone. I heard the man sigh, bringingt his hand up to the bridge of his nose rubbing it.

"we still need you guys to fake date eachother, it'll gain-"

"yeah you already said what will happen. when would we even have to start doing it" I took a glace at billie, she was already looking at me with a sly smirk.

"well you guys should start right now, but uh- we will be back" He got up along with the girl and walked out. I turn towards billie who locked her phone and set it down.

so im fake dating THE billie eilish

"so-"

"what's your favorite food" Billie inturupted me.

"Oh? So we are just getting to it?" I chuckled a little. Billie snorted a little.

"well yeah, if we are going to fake date we need to make it realistic mamas" she leaned backwards, manspread in the chair.

"yeah, thats true" I thought for a moment to answer her question. "i think my favorite food is anything but shit that's gluten free" I let out a small laugh to let the mood not be to boring.

"Unlike you I have to have gluten free but I choose to be vegan" She leans her head on her hand.

"doesn't that suck" i let the small smirk rise to my face.

"it really does, other than the vegan part. Some of that food is so fucking good" she let out a small moan, rolled her eyes back and licked her lips thinking about it.

"like what" I engaged into the conversation by leaning forward. she did the same looking straight into my eyes.

"Refried beans bro, AND eating it with a knife. that is top tier" I held in a laugh trying not to make fun of her.

"Don't you dare laugh" She poked my forehead.

"Ha-Ha" I smiled at her.

"Astrid, my love" Billie began. I waited for her to continue. "you are so fucking gay" I let out a huge groan making her laugh.

"you're a huge fucking cock block" I whine.

"not my fault you're gay!" she held up her hands in defense.

"And you aren't?!" I shot back.

"Well...who said I was one hundred percent straight?" She bit her lip, looking at me up and down.

"well- i- uhm-" I couldn't finish a sentence before the managers walked in.

"Tomorrow you guys will start doing stuff out in the open to the public. like teasers, nothing to extreme." He laid the plans out.

damn.

"So, what are the quote on quote guidelines for this" Billie gave the quotation fingers in the air.

"only holding hands for tomorrow, then you guys can go from there" He told her.

"So kissing and all that good shit?" Billie looked deeply into his soul biting her lip. I just sat and examined her.

"Well, I mean yeah. For full effect" He seemed to start getting nervous by Billie.

wait, I'll get to kiss Billie?

"so you guys can have the rest of the day to do what you guys want but this meeting is now over" He said grabbing his bag then walked out.

"So Astrid" Billie tworled to me in the chair.

"Billie"

"I'll see you tomorrow" She got up grabbing her phone.

"alright I'll see ya" She turned back at me looking down.

"Aw are you sad I'm leaving you?" She gently grabbed my chin tilting my head to look at her. My heart melted at the sight of her.

"no, I'm fine bil" I stood up infront of her.

"are you sure? I don't want you to be upset about anything" She turned soft.

"yeah" I grabbed my keys and started walking to the door to leave.

"alright, if you need anything you have my number" She kissed my cheek as she left leaving me to stunned to move, talk, or breath.

she. kissed. me?

I felt my face heat up, then I heard her angelic laughter. I shook my head, chucked a little to myself and drove home.

"hi marble" I greeted my cat. He is adorable, and the most friendliest cat anyone could ever meet. He purred at my feet gently rubbing against my leg.

I don't live in a big house but it's not small either. I set my bag down then get Marble some food. As always he starts eating and I get out my laptop.

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New book? yes. How do you think the fake datings going to go.... 🫢