Saiyans? On My Planet? (It's More Likely Than You Think)

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Vegeta and Nappa's pods are shown flying though space as they approached Earth

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: (slightly annoyed) No.

Sienna was getting pissed off at this point, "This crap again??"

"I really hope he dies soon." Adam said, irritated.

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: (more annoyed) No.

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: (really annoyed) No!

The pods begin to descend down onto the earth as the students begin to laugh

"I mean technically you are there." Yang said with a laugh

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: (now irritated) NO!

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta: (relieved) Yes.

"Thank mother of fucking god." Qrow said, relieved as well.

"Now Vegeta can relax." Ruby said, smiling.

"That is, until Nappa finds a way to him even more." Oscar points out.

The Space Pods crash through a building and land in the middle of the road, forming two huge craters

Nappa: Yaaay!

"SHUT THE FUCK NAPPA!!!" Qrow cursed, very loudly.

"Damn, Qrow." Raven said, taken back by Qrow's sudden outburst

"Take it easy, dude." Tai said.

Summer rubbed Qrow's shoulder with a gentle smile, "Just relax, Qrow."

Qrow breathes in and out as he cools himself off, "Sorry about that."

"It's fine." Summer said.

"But understand, that this guy is a pain in the neck." Qrow stated.

"Yeesh. And here I thought Yang had some anger issues." Weiss said.

"HEY!" Yang yelled, upset at what Weiss said, while Blake silently giggled.

[Opening Sequence]

We then come to Vegeta and Nappa landing on the street, in front of a group of shocked citizens

Nappa: Hey look, Vegeta, more locals.

Citizens are shown to be completely scared with most of them whimpering

Citizen: ....So, are you guys alien....

Nappa destroys the entire city, leaving nothing but a gigantic crater

"WHAT IN GOD'S NAME!??" Ironwood shouted, completely shocked at what he just witnessed.

"H-h-he... he just... he just destroyed them all... with his fingers." Glynda stuttered.

"Such power." Ozpin stated.

Even Cinder was caught off guard, "Would you look at that." 

"He didn't even hesitate." Sienna said.

Nappa: Ahhh, I hate awkward silences.

"THEN FLY AWAY YOU DUMBASS!!!" Qrow was infuriated.

"Yeah! You can't kill people just because they make you feel weird!" Ruby exclaimed.

"He has a bit of an over reaction, doesn't he?" Nora asked.

"This is coming from you, Nora." Ren pointed out.

"Hey! I don't overreact all the time!" Nora stated, offended.

Vegeta: Dammit, Nappa, think before you act!

Oscar shook his head, "If he's thinking, he's thinking with his fist. Not his brain."

Vegeta: What if you'd have blown up one of the Dragon Balls?

"True." Blake said, nodding.

Nappa: The what now, Vegeta?

"Seriously??" Yang said, deadpanned.

"Like Oscar said. He thinks with his fist. Not his brain." Weiss pointed out.

"Well, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed." Ruby said.

Lucy giggled.

Ruby looked at her confused, "What's so funny?"

"When you said those words, it reminded me of a certain... knucklehead." Lucy answered, with a smirk.

"Like fire cracker over here?" Weiss asked, pointing her thumb at Yang.

"Hey!"

Lucy giggled again, "Someone who's more knuckle-headed than her."

"Hey!"

"Who?" Blake asked, raising an eyebrow.

Lucy looked at Theo, who gave a 'maybe' look, then looked back at the others, "You'll find out soon some other time.

Ruby nodded understanding, "Okay."

Vegeta: The Dragon Balls, Nappa. Don't you remember our wish?

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