Im In Love With An E-Girl

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THIS CAME OUT ONLY A YEAR AFTER IT WAS OVER AND IT FITS REALLY WELL!

Well, it's 2:45 p.m.
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
Can of Red Bull by the bed
Vape is charged and Snapchat's read
What's popping?
What's popping?

He is in a depressive episode.

She's beauty, she's grace
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
Just a single message more
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord


Here he is describing the girl that he killed. This song is almost like a prequel to the ARG.

I wanna be the guy
That you fall asleep on call with
I'll make you forget
Every guy that came before me
'Cause I like you
And you like my attention
Let's skip to the good bit
Let's consummate our internet connection

He loves her. Just like in Losing Face, he is planning a future, he's obsessing over her.

I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl

He is in love blah blah blah.

Mom took away my PS4
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
I'm not aggressive
I just ooze masculine passion
Did you know I've also got depression?
I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
I thought you could be the one to fix me

Here! Right here, look at that. His rage snaps on a dime. He lost his PS4 and put a hole through a wall, but brushes it off. She tells him no, he shoves her with that same aggressive rage. He thought that she would fix all of his problems, but she only made more of them.

I wanna be the girl
That you fall asleep on call with
Meanwhile, I'll
Find other people to talk with
'Cause you like me
And I think you're a maniac
Let's skip to the good bit
Let's completely block all contact

As we have established, it was all a joke, or a dare. And here is the proof of that.

I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl

Blegh, love.

Mom took away my PS4
I've said it so many times before
How can I live on if I keep on collecting
These every little slights and insurrections?
Constant pain in every dimension
My body weeps
Disbelief heads suspension
(I'm in love with a, with an e-girl)

This is present Wilbur (or, more like ARG Wilbur), looking back on the past, before everything. He doesn't know if he can live on with the guilt of what he did. 

I wanna be the guy
That you find stalking your affections
Your social media scoured
You seek police interventions
'Cause I base my
Ideals on obsessive media
Maybe if I act like them
You'll respond to my DMs

Right here is another reason he was probably angry. She went to the police. Also he admits again here to being overly obsessive.

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