Sth incorrect quotes

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Knuckles: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Sonic: Well that would suck, because you can’t microwave metal.

Amy: Good morning to everyone, except these two people.

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Espio: My boyfriend is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis appointment

Silver, distantly: It’s a special occasion!

Espio: Shut up.

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Sonic: What happened to Shadow?

Rouge: He died.

Sonic: He what?

Rouge: He died, but he's okay.

Sonic: …Can you please clarify?

Shadow: Clarification is for the weak.

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Vector: What did you two do?

Espio:

Tangle:

Vector: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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Rouge, throwing her head into Shadow's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Shadow, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Amy: Darn, the power went out.

Cream: Don't worry, I got this!

Cream: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Amy: What

Cream: I swallowed a glow stick!

Amy, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Jet, texting Wave: I'm a theif

Wave: *Thief

Jet: Theif.

Wave: I before E except after C

Jet: Thceif

Wave: NO

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Amy: I could fix her, but honestly whatever is wrong with her is way funnier

Surge: Is this about me?

Amy: Yeah

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Sonic: Quick I need $10,000 because I have adhd and am bisexual

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Blaze: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Silver: Me after I take seventeen benadryl and start seeing the hat man

Blaze: THE WHO

Silver: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly

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Knuckles: Snow got me feeling some type of way

Tails: That's hypothermia.

Knuckles: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas

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Dr. Starline: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Surge: You looked in a mirror?

Dr. Starline: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

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Vector: We need a way to lure in new customers.

Charmy: Maybe we could have some fun interactive events?

Mighty: Espio bathwater.

Espio: ABSOLUTELY NOT

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Tails: You know, sometimes I feel like Shadow doesn't take me seriously enough.

Silver: "Sometimes"?

Rouge: "Enough"?

Tails:

Silver: Change that to "at all" and we'll talk.

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Amy: On the count of three, what's your favourite cake?

Amy & Belle: One, two, three-

Amy & Belle: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks!

Sonic: Our turn, Silver! One, two, three-

Sonic: Vanilla!

Silver: I've never had cake before. What is cake?

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Tangle: Wasn't icarly that guy who girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down bad for Apollo?

Whisper:

Lanolin: ICARUS???

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Kit, texting Sonic: Sonic there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Kit: Pls hurry because im going to cry

Kit: Sonic

Kit: Sonic.

Sonic: Sonic is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.