Trump x Biden

Part 1; They Meet

Trump was always a lonely little boy. Stricken by the rare illness known as homosexuality, he greatly struggled finding friends to spend time with, as they were always plagued with the idea of someone's dick inside their male friend.

"Trump, why do you want dick in your ass?" They'd ask.

"I do not know, but my ass is where dick shall go." He often spoke like Doctor Sues. It was part of his illness.

With no friends, Trump became very lonely. He longed for friends that would understand him and accept him for who he was.

"Oh, lonely, it has stricken me, oh how much more lonely can I be?" He chanted to his mother.

"Trump, you need to find some friends who love you. You need to find yourself another man who also struggles with such homosexual urges."

Trump had decided that he was DETERMINED to find another man who wore the same burden as he did. He was absolutely sure that he wanted a friend. Needed a friend. Desired one.

"Oh, a friend need I! Perhaps we will see eye to eye!" Trump said in a melodic tone.

And Trump did just that. He found himself a friend who truly understood him and his member.