DONT. READ. THIS. PLS-

Reasons why YOU should be my friend

1.I am such a good friend😻

2.I am a person

3. I am lonely

4. I am very totally clean-minded

5. I will comfort you if you have a bad day

6. You can vent to me

7. I'm weird + stupid so yes

8. I'm a weeb...

9. I'm broke

10. I am a rat