Pilot

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LEGENDS OF THE MOON "PILOT"
INTRO

*Mint Condition "U Send Me Swingin" plays*

LUNA: "YOU SEND ME SWAGING! OH, YOU SEND ME SWANGINNNNN" TIKI: *air drums*
LUNA, TIKI, LO: " I wait for the day. A sweet gentle swing..."
[SCENE: Driving in the R.T.O (Real Titties Only) RV on the way to the pick up zone]

(BACKGROUND)
LUNA: This was a normal day for us in the RTO, on our way to the pick up zone, smoking, blasting 90s or previous decades music. Whatever one of us was feeling that morning. Talking about girls, our dreams, music, classes we loved and hated. '

LO: Gang!
LUNA: Yo.
LO: Can I borrow your homework?
LUNA: Can I borrow $5?
LO: I got a blunt??
LUNA:.............Deal.
TIKI: I really wish they would find a new way to let us not look so suspicious. I wanna finally drive my baby to school, ya know? I don't trust these mf for nothing. ESPECIALLY, not with my precious baby.
LUNA: I doubt that.Even if they could get past the 5 security traps that Toto set,they wouldn't be getting anything of value. All we do in here is get high, rub on a couple booties, and live our best lives.
TIKI: Some of us.......
LO: Annnd what is THAT supposed to mean?!?!
TIKI: Oh, you know, that time we had all the girls in the RV and you were so mad about the guy forgetting to put your shells in the bag. Then, suddenly it caught fire later in the day.......
LO: Proof?
LUNA: OR that time when you made that lady's loud ass dog go fetch a dynamite....
LO: Proof?!
LUNA: No....just trauma.
TIKI: Poo baby almost didn't make it.
LUNA: I know right! Can't even bark the same.
 
LO: Anyway! We're here guyssss!
LUNA: Thank god. I'm so tired of this skirt it's not even funny. Like don't get me wrong the legs are giving! But overall it's giving a 5/10.
LO: Why 5?
LUNA: Cause it's breezy and that's nice but then I forget that I have to sit a certain way and BOOM, Paris Hilton.
TIKI: It's so dumb. I hate it. It takes away our originality, our personal expression. Makes us look like one of their pieces of property.
LUNA: It's only for a bus ride and we're free....a little bit at least.
LO: Nah, I feel Ti, gang. The minute the bell rings, it's back in the uniform to go home and represent them to everyone around us. As if it's not enough pressure to go here. I gotta look like it too?!?!
TIKI: Yeah, sure. We're safe from outsiders, but at the same time they make us outsiders. Over something that came to us all naturally for some fucked up reason but a reason nonetheless I guess.
LO: Lu, you know exactly what it's like when we get home. The smart ass comments about how we think we're better than everybody cause we go to this fancy ass school.
TIKI: Little do they know we would all rather be in their shoes...
(BACKGROUND)
LUNA: This wasn't the first time we've had this conversation. It's hard honestly. Trying to live a "normal" life when nothing about you is normal at all. Not a single one of us attending this school is the poster child for normal. We all possess an elemental power; earth, air, water and fire. We have the ability to bring these elements out of our body from any part of our body. Our hands, minds, even our shit. _______________________ was created back in the early 90s by a man named, Dr. Zen S. Zeal. Dr. Zeal started at the school in order to create a safe haven for the babies who were much like him, advanced if you will, who had to live incognito all of his life. First, he started with the children in the hospital he worked at. He had to keep a low profile of not exposing these children. Though he knew which ones were special during the mother's pregnancy. Soon he realized that for the amount of babies he would have to help, he needed a bigger AND safer place than the hospital. This school goes from K-12, but it's all broken off into sections. But that's also how so many of us became friends and connected. I found my family here. It wasn't until Dr. Zen had died suddenly, things started to get weird. Vice Principal, Bum House, I mean Seth House, took over. He brought in uniforms to make us wear to "stand out" from the rest of the "regulars" at home. Though, he was regular himself. He just got lucky because he was a part of the Zeal family, THROUGH MARRIAGE. The only perk is taking them off when we get here.
MARZ: Well well well. Look who's finally here. The BLT. LUNA: We don't eat meat, correct yourself.

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 16, 2022 ⏰

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