Tak was chilling in their living room, just minding their own business doing nothing. I mean they were doing something, but it really wasn't much. They had hot chocolate and a picture of Reagan Ridley in their hands, carefully analyzing the image. Suddenly, Blu Pyro from hit game tf2 burst through the wall! Crushing the image of Reagan ridley.
Tak was furious since they really liked that image and so a street-fighter fight started between the two. Pyro won because they have a flamethrower. Pyro then stole tak's hot chocolate and sat down where tak once sat. Suddenly, tak arose! Seeking revenge for that pyro stealing the hot chocolate from their dead charred hands because fire. Tak stole the flamethrower and blasted pyro right in the face, but. Oh no! Pyro from tf2 has a flame-proof mask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!/!!?!?!?!?11/1/11/!/!??!!? Because of this information, tak just bonked the pyro in the noggin, leaving permanent brain damage.
Tak recovered the image of Reagan ridley and suddenly Reagan ridley became real!?!!?1/1/!?!? So scary and spooky!!!!!!!!!!1!11!?!?!?!?!??/!?? Oh mine got!!!!!!!!
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After 256 years tak and reagan were still living, but blu scout came to get revenge for pyro!!!!!!!!! He died tho because Reagan Ridley got a rocket launcher from red soldier.
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896 years have passed and tak and reagan are indeed still living!!!!!!!! They have a spaceship as a gift from NASA because they are the longest living humans on erth. Has lived for 1569 years!!!!!!!! They went into space and found cool aliens like zim, and alien red scouts!!!!!! They were small, like little dust particles. There was also a weird British orb and orb that liked space.
They return back to erth to see that it is gone!!!!! Someone has stolen the erth D: they have to fix this <:(. They called red pyro from tf2 but no response, they called red pyro from tf2c but aslo no response. 'Oh noes!' They both said in shock 'red pyro no repodnes!!!!!!!'.
Yeah someone definitely stole erth because red pyro did not respond because red pyro alway respond.
They search around for erth and find blu pyro was still alive!!!!!!!! Oh noes! Blu pyro tries to do villion speech but has brain damage so only speech gibberish. Pyro then shows that they have wrapped dynomte all over the erth :O. Oh noes!!!!!!! Pyro gonsa blow up erth!!!!!!!!! But pyro no match for Reagan Ridley's and Tak's ultimate secret power! Expiermence numer 267! Which is col robo-hands, and tey punch pyro in the face and pyro give up. They go back on erth and chill out for te next 1664907 years.
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The end :)
