Chatper 1 -waifu-

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I woke up in my bed next to my body pillow, "good morning RYŪKO-chan" i whisper. She try's to kiss me "no RYŪKO-chan, *blush* i know you love me but i need to get up and go to education" she wimper. I get out of bed and go to the shower, putting on my shower cap over my fedora and close my death note shower curtain. I started singing

"Within the spreading darkness, we exchanged vows of revolution
A flower of evil sprouted because it was loved
Because I won't let anyone interfere
with everything that will come about from now on

The fruit told of the future
The city has forgotten reasoning
The present time is distorted black
I turn dreams into ideals

Why? Am I a broken Messiah?
Everyone wished for a "finale"...

Within the spreading darkness, we exchanged vows of revolution
A flower of evil sprouted because it was loved
I won't let anyone interfere
with everything that will come about from now on

Someday, I'll show you
a shining sky

Why? Am I a broken Messiah?
Everyone dreamt of a "paradise"...

Within the spreading darkness, we exchanged vows of revolution
A flower of evil sprouted because it was loved
Because I won't let anyone interfere
with everything that will come about from now on

Someday, I'll show you
a shining world"

The shower stops automatically because I don't send my parents hard earned money to the evil corporations set to steal all of out souls. Or a.k.a. The bills.

After a brief neckbeard grooming session i I emerged from the bathroom
To see RYŪKO-chan trying to get dressed *gasp* "baka oscar-chan!!!!!!1!!" I bloosh. "RYŪKO-chan i-i didn't kn-" the stops me with her lips "mmm oscar-chan i love you" "I sorry" I whisper "but I'm busy with getting ready for education" " ok oscar-chan, i see you after school"

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