The Punchline Part 3

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The episode opens up with Vegeta recovering from the Spirit Bomb attack.

Vegeta: You know, at a time like this I really only have one thing to say to you... BITCH SLAP!!!

Krillin: OH SNAP!!! (Vegeta slaps him, knocking him down and whining in pain)

(Krillin Owned Count: 10)

"Geez, the episode just started and already, Krillin's getting owned." Nora said.

"It seems the Spirit Bomb didn't do a lot of damage." Ren points out.

"Yeah, but he's heavily hurt so hopefully he won't be too much of a problem." Jaune said.

Vegeta: (walks up to the remaining Z-Fighters) And as for the rest of you... I'm going to end this, with a Big Bang... kind of attack

"Hmm. How about 'Big Bang Explosion'?" Yang suggested.

(Vegeta begins gathering up energy)

Goku: Oh, this isn't going to end well... (closes his eyes)

"No shit." Mercury mumbled.

Vegeta screams and unleashes an explosive attack, causing Krillin, Goku and Gohan, who gets knocked away, to scream.

Vegeta: (breathes heavily and notices that everyone's still alive) Oh, you have got to be kidding me! They're still alive?!

"I'm surprised as well." Ruby stated.

Vegeta: Oh to hell with it... (begins floating and lands next to Gohan, with an arrow pointing to his tail)

"Wait his tail grew back?" Oscar asked, surprised and confused

"Didn't, Piccolo pull it off?" Weiss asked.

"Gohan's tail for a short while was able to grow back, not counting the movies this would be the last time it grows back canonically." Lucy explained.

"Huh, interesting." Winter said.

"So that means he could beat him, right?" Jaune asked.

"We'll have to see for ourselves." Pyrrha said.

"Wait. You said movies?" Coco asked, "So we're gonna have to react those as well?"

Lucy nodded, "Yes. But, after this episode you guys will take a break."

"Thank god." Adam mumbled under his breath.

Vegeta: (thinking) I may not have enough energy to kill you all at once, (begins walking towards Gohan) but I can still kill all of you without any troub....

Yajirobe comes out of nowhere and slashes Vegeta's armour with his katana

"Yeah!" Penny cheered happily.

"Good job, Yajirobe!" Nora cheers.

"Too bad he only damaged his armour and not his skin." Blake said

Vegeta: You... You cut through my armour! This was a gift from my father!

Yajirobe: I'm sorry, I'm sure your father was a great man!

Vegeta: I hated my father!

"Then, why are you wearing it then?" Qrow gestured.

Yajirobe: Well then, I'm sure your father was a total prick.

Vegeta: (punches Yajirobe in the face) How dare you talk about my father like that!

"Make up your mind." Neo groaned.

Yajirobe gets sent flying into a pile of rocks

"I expected Yajirobe to go down fast with how he avoided this fight." Cardin said.

Vegeta: (while beating up Yajirobe) Finally, I can just sit back and enjoy myself. No cares in the world! (Gohan is seen staring at Vegeta's artificial moon) I can beat these worthless cretins all day long and I-- (stops attacking Yajirobe) I think I'm forgetting something...

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