THE ONLY CHAPTER 😡

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by meldrops

by meldrops

"omg! hey baebae!! how are you and dooksters??" said the noobkiller

"we're good ig. leave me alone." johnny test replies coldly.

oh wow... i was not expecting that. johnny and i have been in a relationship for a million years now. im pretty sure im turning into the other woman *the song the other woman by lana del ray starts playing* i'm sure i'm just overreacting. gor now.... i will hang out with my bestie forever eugene krabbs!

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EUGENE 🦀💰

noob: hey eugene!! let's #hangout!

eugene: o-o-o-okay! n_n

nob: nah why are you stuttering over text...

engine: sorry 😞

nobkil: it's cool

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"omg hey girl hey!" said grug (noob's nickname)

"OMGGG HIII moneymonrymoney" krabster said

"so like what do you want to do?"

"*under his breath* kiss you~~~~" engine said

gruggie heard krabbs mumble this phrase, but wasnt sure how to react. after all... gruggster was still with johnny testicle...

however, the noobkiller inside or gruggie thought that he should be an actual alpha and kiss him anyways because that stinker johnny test has been fricking cold towards noobster. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

therefore, noobkiller started to lean in while gripping krabbs' hand

krabber has never felt this much attention from a man in his life, he didnt know how to react, so krabbs stepped on noob's foot. sorry noob!

"i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i" krabbs stumbled over his words and just bolted bc he was way too embarrassed

"W-WAIT!" gruggie yells, "i like you, eugene... and i want to be yours."

krabbs thought: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! OMHOMGOTM HE JUST SAID THAT AM I DREAMING OMH

"but your with johnny, right?" krabbs said out loud

"yeah, but if im going to be honest, he sucks. i want you krabbs!" noobie the boobie replies

"gasp!" krabbs gasped

they make out.

happy birfday stinker.