Karkat and Troll Anatomy

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//Ok so just want to let you know, this first part & the second part are the almost the exact same thing except the second part has a small update at the bottom.


Trolls aren't particularly your favorite creatures to be around. Especially since most of them are just plain rude to you. Though, having made a few friends with a some of them, you usually spend your time by yourself.

Your few troll friends are quite rude yet helpful at times. Especially Karket, though you won't ever tell him that. He helps you understand more of what trolls are and such.

Today was quite an uneventful evening so you decide to pull up pesterchum and annoy Karkat. All he ever does is fuck around with stupid coding and mess everything up. You drag out your laptop and open pesterchum. Karkat was online. Great.

Chat log:

(Y/N): Hey there, how your coding going?

cG: ABSOLUTELYFUCKINGAMAZING.

cG: NOTHINGCOULDBEBETTERTHANTHESEWONDERFULCODESRIGHTHERE

cG:SOMEONE SUCHASYOURSELFWOULDNEVERUNDERSTANDTHECOMPLEXITYOFTHESECODES.

(Y/N): You fucked it up again didn't you?

cG: BASICALLY

(Y/N): Jeez... maybe if you asked Sollux for help...

cG: HELLNO, NOWAY, NOTINNINE BILLION SWEEPS.

(Y/N): I have no idea why you hate he thought of asking him for help but oh well.

(Y/N): Oh, hey, I almost forgot. I have a question about you trolls.

cG: OK, ASKME.

(Y/N): I'm kinda curious about your anatomy. Can you tell me that?

cG: ISUPPOSE, THOUGHDIAGRAMSWOULDHELP. ITSALONGASSEXPLANATION.

(Y/N): Okay, I'll be there in five minutes or less.

cG: WHAT

(Y/N): I'm coming over.

cG: WHAT, NO.

(Y/N): Yes, see you.

cG: SHIT

You logged off pesterchum and pushed your laptop to the side. Standing from your seat you pulled your jacket from the back of your chair and headed out. Good thing your mom wasn't home or she'd hownd you for shirt, questioning you like a detective.

You walked behind your house into your backyard. A rusty swing set sat in the middle of a over grown lawn. Beside that sat a small wooden shed. You walked over to the shed and pulled out a small key from you pocket. The key faded between different colors. The trolls had no idea what it was or how it came to be. Either way it was helpful. Running your thumb over the key it turned bright red. You stuck the key into the rusty lock on the shed and turned the key. Opening the door you slipped the key to your pocket and stepped inside.

You found yourself in Karkat room when you opened the door. Weird. Karkat turned away from His screen to look at you. Closing the door behind you, you walked over to him.

"Explain.

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