The Family Friendly Tale of Spider-Man and Batman

Chapter 1. Comfort on my Period 🩸🩲👃

Steve: My tampon popped out again.

Alex: Oh god I'm aboutta bust one out for Tupac!

Steve: Damn's that's crazy! R.I.P. bwta.

Alex: YOU FUCKING PUTO I HOPE YOU KILL YOURSELF!

*they began to passionately make out..*

And then
And then
*Laughter*
*More Laughter*
*Dry Heaving*
O-Okay
*Laughter*
*Hard Laughter*
*Period Squirts*
Okay
Oka-
*Coughing*
*Laughter*
STOP WRITING
*Laughter*
Okay
Oh-okay
OKAY
*Laughter*
*Silly Laughter*
*Coughing*
Okay
Okay I'm good
I'm alive-
*Coughing*
*Laughter*
Okay-
*Laughter*
*Sobbing*
*Pissing*
*Laughing and Coughing*
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Ohkay-
*Laughter*

Then Steve gently caresses Alex's ass and then he uhmm "but I'm but I'm  but I'm  but I'm  but I'm  but I'm  but I'm  but I'm  but I'm  but I'm  but I'm  gay" and then and then and then Alex says "*Laughter* uhm it's okay me too *Laughter* I'm kinda into that uhw wu" and then Steve pulls out his meaty 7 inches and then starts getting his airpords with the hdmi cord and then starts fingering myself. "Oh nesus"

I'm tweaking

*uhhh Pops a boner*

Steve: "I wonder if I can crack my dick like a glowstick!"

Alex: IS THAT MY SAINT BERNARD NAMED CUJO?!

Steve: OW MY FUCKING DICK

*The camera slowly pans down to a dick snapped in half*

Alex: "CUJO, LICK THE STUMP!"

Steve: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

THE END.

#rapeisbad
#fuckpedophiles
#periodgoals
#periodjustended
#abouttauhmuhmsouhh
#laughing
#seagullsounds
#photowithmymommy
#putokayuhhithink
#hahahahahhahaha
#HAHAHAHA
#okayithinkthatsgood
#voxismydaddy
#mineceaft
#puthashtagminecraftperiodcomma
#noandthenputmypussyjustfarted
🍆🐘

MADE MY CHICKFILA AND MCDONALDS.
DO NOT STEAL.
MPREG FOR LIFE.
Im pregnant pleas my son us gaonnw have no father im non mys perido ain dna ims ba wb shabeuw wnwbsb wbbw w w w im so gay for men