Sabre: Okay, what does A stand for?
Lucas: Arson.
Sabre: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Lucas: Barson.
Rainbow steve: *laughter*
Sabre: What stands for C?
Lucas: Commit arson.
Rainbow steve: Oooo. Sabre: D!
Lucas: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Rainbow Steve: *more laughter*
Rainbow Steve: Say no to drugs.
Sabre: Say yes to drugs.
Lucas: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.
Lucas: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Rainbow Steve: A motor- a motorcycle?
Lucas: Oh sorry, a murder.
Sabre: That escalated quickly.
Sabre: I don't like bugs. Rainbow Steve, are you even listening to me?
Rainbow Steve: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.
Sabre, at Lucas: MOOOOOM!
Sabre, teaching Rainbow Steve to drive: Okay, you're driving and Lucas and Time steve walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Rainbow Steve: Oh, definitely Time steve. I could never hurt Lucas.
Sabre, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Time steve: Die.
Lucas: Please don't die!
Time steve: DIE!
Lucas: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Sabre, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Rainbow Steve, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Lucas wants Time steve to accept it as their kid.
Time Steve: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Sabre: I really care about your feelings!
Rainbow Steve: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Time Steve, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Lucas: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Nightmare Steve: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*
Lucas: You're acting pretty carefree for someone who's life's at stake. Who's to say you aren't the killer?
Nightmare Steve: It's a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine.
Sabre: What about Time Steve? Nobody ever suspects Time Steve!
Time Steve: Well what about Rainbow Steve? They have a gun!
Rainbow Steve: Lucas has a knife.
Lucas: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Sabre in the arm*
( a quote i made once with myself for no reason )
Sabre: there's no mom in our group were all boys Rainbow Steve: well- *Lucas yelling at light Steve because hes not eating his vegetables while on the phone with ghost Steve's kidnapper and stopping red Steve from swallowing a block of red stone* Sabre : nevermind
Rainbow Steve: Where's Nightmare Steve?
Sabre : Don't worry, I'll find them.
Sabre , shouting: Lucas sucks!
Nightmare Steve, distantly: Lucas is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Sabre : Found them.
Sabre : What do you want then?
Rainbow Steve: Er... something work related.
Sabre : What department is this?
Rainbow Steve: Sorry?
Sabre : Well, if it's work related you'd obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
Sabre : *looks at Lucas and Nightmare Steve* Some sort of homosexual department?
*at an awards show*
Sabre : Can I carry you on my back like Nightmare Steve did?
Lucas: I don't think Rainbow Steve would like that.
Sabre : *pouts*
*Later*
Sabre : *carrying Lucas on their back*
Rainbow Steve: What the hell??
Lucas: What was I supposed to do? Say no?
Nightmare Steve: Sabre is taking credit for Lucas's work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of them! You know what they sounds like?
Rainbow Steve: You?
Nightmare Steve: No, I meant... You know Lucas. In spite of being clever and sarcastic they're also... fragile and weird and they have trouble fitting in. And Sabre is taking advantage of their weakness! You know what that's called?
Rainbow Steve: A Nightmare Steve?
Nightmare Steve: ...Yeah, but I'm the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!
(another quote this ones a joke one with myself but im a trans man so yeah) Sabre: YOUR TRANS AND GAY!????????!?!?!?!?!??!!!!! Lucas: yes Rainbow Steve : WOW!!!!
Sabre : So, Lucas is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Rainbow Steve: Why?
Sabre : Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Lucas, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
Lucas: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Sabre . In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Sabre !
Rainbow Steve: Nope.
Lucas: In that case, as the archbishop of Rainbow Steve's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Sabre right on the lips!!!
Sabre : I lost Lucas.
Rainbow Steve: How did you LOSE Lucas?!
Sabre : To be fair, they are very small.
Lucas: *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages*
*Jump scare*
Lucas: *Jumps back* OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!
Lucas: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Nightmare Steve: Lucas, NO!
Nightmare Steve: What's this?
Lucas, hugging Nightmare Steve: Affection!
Nightmare Steve: Disgusting.
Nightmare Steve: ...Do it again.
Lucas: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Sabre: Lucas, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Lucas: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Rainbow Steve: ...It was a bug.
Lucas: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Sabre: ...
Rainbow Steve: ...
Lucas: Stop looking at me like that!
