Fleetway being Fleetway

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by Sonikku293

by Sonikku293

Shadow: Hey, Faker, what do you want to eat?
Fleetway (in Sonic's subconscious): The souls of the innocent
Sonic, nervously sweating: A bagel
Fleetway: No!
Sonic: Two bagels-

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Sonic to Fleetway: Hey demon. It's me, ya boi

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Sonic: It costs $0 to keep your rude comments to yourself
Fleetway: It also costs $0 to say them out loud, so I'm good

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Fleetway: Have you seen Sonic?
Scrouge: No, look somewhere else
Fleetway: Alright then

[later]

Fleetway: *comes back, covered in blood* I found Sonic
Scrouge: ...... Did you kill Sonic?
Fleetway: No, I just slapped him with a knife

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Shadow: *hands Fleetway a note*
Fleetway: What's this?
Shadow: A request for you to not be a bitch today
Fleetway: Request denied

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Fleetway: You know you made it when you see your picture everywhere you go
Scrouge: Those are wanted posters

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Fleetway: I'm no sociopath, I always know what I'm doing is wrong

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Fleetway: People say I have a way of lighting up a room
Sonic: That's called arson and those people are witnesses

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Yeah, i don't know what this is but it's fun so

Stay fresh, cheese bags <3

~Sonikku293