Sonic and Shadow being brofriends

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by Sonikku293

by Sonikku293

Shadow: What's wrong with you?
Sonic: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else

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Sonic: Am I in trouble?
Shadow: Take a guess
Sonic: No?
Shadow: Take another guess

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Shadow: So what's for dinner?
Sonic, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret

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Shadow: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you
Sonic: I want you to eat 3 times a day and have a decent sleep schedule
Shadow: Absolutely not

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Shadow: Can you pass me my will to live?
Knuckles: I don't think Sonic and Silver want to be thrown across the table
Shadow: Just giving me Sonic will be fine
Silver: I hate you

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Tails: Sonic, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Sonic: I think-
Shadow: 72 hours
Sonic: How do you-
Shadow: There's a clown behind you

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Shadow: Yesterday I overheard Knuckles saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Sonic replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my entire life

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Sonic: Did you know that Joe came down with ligma, updog?
Eggman: What's ligma?
Shadow: Who's Joe?
Rouge: What's updog?
Sonic, internally: My entire life has been spent leading up to this moment

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Shadow: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Sonic: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Shadow: Sonic, those are omelettes.
Sonic: Oh. Then I've got nothing

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Shadow: Do you take constructive criticism?
Sonic: Not without crying