Sonadow and friends

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by Sonikku293

by Sonikku293

Shadow: I need to dye my hair.
Sonic: ...
Shadow: Or get another tattoo.
Sonic: ...
Shadow: Or a new piercing
Sonic: Why?
Shadow: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Shadow: When was the last time you cried?
Silver: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Shadow: really? That recent?
Silver: Yeah *voice crack* is that an issue? *starts crying again*

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Mephiles: You're violent.
Sonic: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable

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Sonic: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Rouge: wHat?
Sonic: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Rouge: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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Tails: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Shadow: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the f***ing language

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Shadow: I'm in love with you
Sonic: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork
Shadow: I know
Sonic: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Mephiles: I fell-
Silver: From heaven?
Mephiles: No, I literally fell-
Silver: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Mephiles: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Silver: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest

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Shadow: I'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet
Sonic: Nat 20 Charisma
Shadow: That is NOT how that works-

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Tails: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Sonic: You're drinking orange juice.

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Shadow: If you want my advice-
Silver: No offense but you're the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill Sonic. Multiple times
Shadow: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he's also tried to kill me
Sonic: It's true. It was mutually attempted murder

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Amy: When Sonic was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."
Mephiles: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."