The Boys

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Tails, talking to Sonic: Well Sonic, whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would Knuckles do that?' and if he would, I do not do that thing
Sonic: ...
Knuckles, from the distance: He's not wrong though!

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Shadow: Is Sonic always like this when he loses?
Tails: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Sonic: You bumped that table and you know it!

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Sonic: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Silver: Okay

*later*

Shadow: Silver! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble
Sonic, whispering: Deny everything.
Silver, loudly: That isn't a chair

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Shadow: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Silver: Awww, no, you haven't!
Shadow: So why do you keep cooking?

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Knuckles: What? I'm not aggressive!
Tails: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Knuckles: Survival of the fittest, b****

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Silver, shooing Shadow away: Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area

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Tails: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down

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Shadow: Sonic, I need some advice
Sonic: You need advice from ME?
Shadow: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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Silver: honk
Shadow: WHAT
Silver: HONK
Shadow: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF S***?????

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Sonic: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected"
Sonic: Help
Tails: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them

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