Triple S {2}

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by Sonikku293

by Sonikku293

Sonic: Would you slap Silver-
Shadow: Yes
Sonic: I didn't even finish!
Shadow: Sorry, continue
Sonic: Would you slap Silver for 10 dollars?
Shadow: I would do it for free
Silver: Rude...

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Silver: *holding a salt packet* It's just a little sodium chloride.
Shadow: Actually Silver, it's salt
Silver: That's what I said, sodium chloride.
Shadow: Uh Silver, that would be salt.
Shadow: *takes salt packer from Silver* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little s***

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Silver: All in all, a 100% successful trip
Sonic: But we lost Shadow
Silver: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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Sonic: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Silver: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved

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Shadow: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally

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Shadow: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve
Sonic: I think you mean cards
Silver: He did not
Shadow, pulling out knives: I did not

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Sonic: I've connected the two dots
Shadow: You didn't connect s***
Sonic: I've connected them

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Sonic: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Shadow
Shadow: I hate myself
Sonic: Alright, square up

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Sonic: I have an idea
Silver: A good idea?
Sonic: Let's not get ahead of ourselves

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Shadow, at Sonic's funeral: I need a moment with him
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Shadow, leaning over Sonic′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little s***. I know you're not dead
Sonic: Yeah, no s***

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Sonic: You have to apologize to them Shadow
Shadow: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Silver: Shadow and I are so close we even share a toothbrush
Shadow: We what?