Tails: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Knuckles: Dorito's cool ranch
Tails:
Tails: I'm just gonna assume zero for now
Knuckles: I love that song_____________________________
*Tails sneezes*
Sonic: Tails, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!
*Knuckles sneezes*
Sonic: Oh my god. Shut the hell up_____________________________
Sonic, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast
Knuckles: You're kinda ugly_____________________________
Knuckles: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Knuckles: *turns around and helps Tails through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Tails
Tails: Okay_____________________________
Tails: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Tails: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us
Tails: I also want to softhack his circuits
Sonic: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again_____________________________
Tails: What did Sonic do this time?
Knuckles: More like WHO did Sonic do this time?_____________________________
Knuckles, to Sonic: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice
Sonic: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada
Knuckles: You just told me you're pregnant
Tails: Congratulations Sonic, you're glowing!_____________________________
Tails: Sonic, no
Sonic: Sonic, yes_____________________________
Sonic: *lying down and crying*
Knuckles: There, there. Why don't you take some time off to not be around me while you're like this?_____________________________
Tails: Can I have some?
Knuckles, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it_____________________________
Tails: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
_____________________________
Knuckles: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?
Sonic: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue_____________________________
Knuckles: Is this a good idea?
Knuckles: Probably not
Knuckles: Do I care?
Knuckles: No_____________________________
Knuckles: Hey Tails?
Tails: Yeah?
Knuckles: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Tails:
Tails: ...What_____________________________
Knuckles: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Tails: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Sonic can fight in that dress either
Sonic: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride_____________________________
Sonic: Your future self is talking s**t about you right now
Knuckles: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their f***ing life
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Sonic The Hedgehog Incorrect Quotes {Sonadow/Mephilver}
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