Im very sorry for what I am doing, God
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Sonic: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Sonic: Twelve, actually
Shadow: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Sonic: Yours!
Shadow: That's right: no one's.
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Sonic: So are we flirting right now?
Shadow: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Sonic: That doesn't answer my question
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Shadow: Pros and cons of dating me.
Shadow: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Shadow: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Shadow: Is something burning?
Sonic, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Shadow: Sonic, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Sonic: Shadow is playing hard to get
Sonic: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of
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Shadow: Did it hurt when you fell-
Sonic: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Shadow: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Sonic: ...
Shadow: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Sonic: We have a problem
Shadow: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them
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Shadow: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Sonic: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey
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Shadow: I've been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response
Sonic: Wow. He sounds stupid
Shadow: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense
Sonic: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Shadow: I guess you're right. Hey Sonic, I love you
Sonic: See! Just say that!
Shadow: Holy f***ing s**t
Sonic: If that flies over his head then, sorry Shadow, but he's too dumb for you
Shadow: Sonic...
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Sonic: I think I just figured something out. I got to go
Shadow: Aren't you forgetting something?
Sonic: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Shadow's forehead before running out*
Shadow: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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Shadow: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Sonic: Nope, there's 26
Shadow: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T
Sonic: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one
Shadow: You'll get the D later
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Shadow: I want to be with you for the rest of my life
Sonic: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal
Shadow, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is
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Shadow: Sonic, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Sonic, naked in Shadow's bed: No, I absolutely do not
Shadow, already taking off their clothes: F**k... Me neither
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Sonic: Bro-
Shadow: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Shadow: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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Sonic: I have feelings for you
Shadow: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
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Sonic The Hedgehog Incorrect Quotes {Sonadow/Mephilver}
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