Mephiles: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Silver: I wrote you a poem
Mephiles, already crying: You did?
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Mephiles: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy
Silver: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep
Mephiles: I said within reason, Silver. How about I murder that guy?
Silver: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Mephiles: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Silver: Relationships should be 50/50. Mephiles cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty
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Mephiles: I would never say that my partner is a b***h and I don't like him. That's not true... My partner is a b***h and I like him so much!
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Mephiles walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Silver, I love you but, what the h-e-double F**K.
Silver, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
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Mephiles: We're getting married, b***hes!
Silver: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem
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Silver: What are you in the mood for?
Mephiles: World domination
Silver: That's a bit ambitious
Mephiles: You are my world
Silver: Aww...
Mephiles:
Silver:
Mephiles:
Silver: OH
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Silver: I love you.
Mephiles, not paying attention: What was that?
Silver: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
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Mephiles: I want to kiss you.
Silver, not paying attention: What?
Mephiles: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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Mephiles: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumba**es and dumba**es exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight
Silver: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Mephiles, already taking off their clothes: God, Silver, you're so f**king stupid
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Silver: The stars are so beautiful...
Mephiles: They're just giant balls of gas.
Silver: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Mephiles: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Silver: Oh...
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Mephiles: Do you want to know your gay name?
Silver: My... my gay name?
Mephiles: Yeah, it's your first name-
Silver: Haha. Very funny Mephiles-
Mephiles: *gets down on one knee* And my last name
Silver: Oh- oh my god
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Silver: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you
Mephiles: That's great, Silver. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 f**king years
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Silver: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt
Mephiles: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear s**t
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Silver: Wow, Mephiles, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you
Mephiles: We literally slept together yesterday
Silver: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands
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Sonic The Hedgehog Incorrect Quotes {Sonadow/Mephilver}
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