glam was waiting impatiently in the bathroom early one morning. and after some time he stared down in chock at that little piss stick, that had 2 lines. "Oh my goddddddd.......!" he snivled.
"chive! chive! WAKE THE FUCK UP😡😡😡" glam shrieked. "WHAT?????????"
"i have something very important to tell u..." glam announced.
"bro just tell me later jesus 😒😒😒" "THIS IS IMPORTANT BITCH" "OK OK"
"well?? tell me whats up"
"chive i......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... im pregnant.."
"WHAHWHAT??????😨😨😨😨😨" cheeses hair statrd like floating n shit yk like in anime.
"lmao good prank broski"
glam signed.... "im not pranking fam... i took a fat hardy piss on the pregnancy test this morning and..." glam couldn't finish his sentence before he was being scooped up into a stank ass hug
"OMG GLAM I AM LIKE SO HAPPY BABAGIRL ITS LIKE THE CHRISTMAS MY DAD NEVER GAVE ME, ILYSSSSM BROHAM. ALL THOSE TIME I TOLD U TO KYS WERE JUST PRANKS BABA ILYSM 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕"
"CHIVE PLEASE STOP U SMELL LIKE SHIT PUT ME DOWN"
"im so srry bbg.. im just so happy 😜😜😜😜"
"no chive.. thats not the problem..."
"problem??? do u mean bc im like a man and ur also a man so ljke it shouldn't be possible but for some reason its happening anyway??"
"not exactly..." glam stood there skittishly
"i dont understand...?"
"please chive.. just dont make this any harder then it already is.."
"no harder then dis dick lmfao, anyway... glam what r u talkikg abt ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️"
"chive i.. i dont want this talentless child........"
chive was absolutely positively flabbergasted bros was shaking in his boots bro could not contain the sheer girth of his anguish and astonishment
"nonononononononono😡 i cannot believe u would even say that😡😡😡😡"
"chive.. please just hear me out..."
"PLEASE BBG TELL ME I HEAR THAT SHIT WRONG, WHY WOULD U EVEN MOUTH THAT LIBRIRAL GOOF GOOFY NONSENSE??????"
"CHIVE SHUT THE FUCK UP LET ME EXPLAIN?????"
chive took a sec to collect himself
"ok then.. explain urself whore"
"im not a whore ☹️"
"JUST TELL ME WHY U DONT WANT THIS BABY?????"
"there is no baby yet. its only the first month of pregnancy!!"
"and you decided ON UR OWN that this is gonna be the last month.. DIDNT U?"
at this point ches was absolutely fuming now the poo poo green stink line were replaced with smoke dead ass coming out his ears💀
"listen.. lets talk abt this like civilized adults"
"ILL BE CIVILIZED WHEN UR NOT A FUCKING BABY MURDERER, U FUCKING BABY MURDERER.."
"ur such a fucking child, JUST LISTEN OK???"
"FINE JUST DONT YELL AT ME😢😢😔"
"I WASNT YE-... ok fine, whatever just let me speak."
"K😒"
"finally ty... so at first i didnt think i would get preggers, even though mpregs have happened before i... i just didnt think it would happen to us😢😢😢😢😢😢"
"should have listened to bob😒😒😒"chive hissed (ive literally forgotten to say whos speaking this whole time my bad bbg)
"after all this shitty ass explaining.. i still dont understand why u..?"
"because i scared chessy wessy..."
"of what u fucking pussy"
"of how talentless this baby might be especially with ur genes"
"you dont know that😔😔"
"i feel it in my sac every second i have this child in me..."
"so what ur saying is..: hey chive im preggers with ur child BUT IM S LIBRIRAL FUCK AND AM KILLING IT... did i get that righ?"
"..... we should have had this talk earlier.. but i also have to think abt the band.." (just pretend the band is still together pretty please bros)
"SO U CARE ABT THOSE FAGS MORE THEN THIS BABY, THAT YOU WOULD KILL IT😡😡😡😡😡"
"fuk u piss licker"
glam full force bodyslams the fuck outta ches (thats how the abortion happened)
ches landed with a loud thud on the groud
"OMG BABYGRILL IM SO SORRY"
"dont babygril me."
suddenly ches got up from the floor and stated packing his stank ass belongings in a stank ass bag to get his stank ass outta there.
"chive please im so sorrry... please dont leave 😔😔😔 i need u 🥺🥺😟😟😔😢😭☹️☹️"
"glam.. what if ur mom aborted u huh?"
"that wouldve be hella dope broham"
"omfg 💀 im leaving ur emo libby ass bruh"
"NO IM SORRY PLEASE STAY"
"THEN JUST PLEASE GLAM KEEP THIS CHILD"
"chive.... i cant do that..."
"then its decided.."
"CHIVE PLEASE"
"i think it wouldve been better if u just didnt tell me abt ur sin."
with tears in his eye ches left without another word.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILL KMS"
