D&D (Doughnut Duplication)

I Am Samurai Donuts #1

Hello!! My name is SD(Samurai Donuts) here is main donuts city, every donuts livin' happily while waiting to eaten by human.

And a cute girl who standin' across the street with the green sunglasses is my ex-girlfriend named HD(Hime Donuts).

"Hey HD don't you want to be a my girl friend again?" says as I walks up to her.

"Chhee never and I've never been your girlfriend, aren't you crazy?" she says as furrowed brows.

See? She speaks with slightest of hindi, because she was made by an Indian girl from  Mumbai.

Oh sorry..I completely forgot to explain about how I was born.

Well, People who made us are in a school cooking class right now and we are in the very giant oven. Living in a time that almost tens minutes of human is years and decades for us! But you know, I won't die and I can't let that happen to my crush HD!!

Ok ok although, now I have to do is make my HD to be girlfriend!

First  thing to do is moved to the hottest area in the oven and make my skin browner, cause she loves brown skin. Come on, let's go!

After, 2hours our....

Allright I made it...ah ah it hurts like burning. 

Second thing to do is get some Punjab spice from old Dikka, she must love it.

"Namaskar Sir.Dikka! I need some Punjab spice, please give me a bit" says as I steps up to him.

"Namaste yaar! There are conditions for you to get it..Feed me 1/8th of your body" Dikka says as seems to want to eat me.

"Ok hold on a second, let me think about it ".

Wait, there's no sense of murder being a crime in this donut world, and Dikka is a spice fairy, not a human even not a donut.

"Hey Sir.Dikka, I'll be happy to give you 1/8 part of my body" says as step right in front of him.

At the next moment?...Swish! as a sound, Dikka's head swung through the air.

"What!? What just happened!?" Dikka screamed tone that would be hard to hear...