Prologue:
My name is Devon Gregory and I hate a lot of stuff.
I hate nicknames. So please refrain from calling me other than my real name. It's aggravating.
I hate when people talk to me about absolutely unnecessary things like: What's my favorite color? or What's my hobby? I mean, what will you get from getting those information from me? Will you be able to win the lottery? No, so please just stop. And if it does, what makes you think I'll tell you?
I hate when people do private stuff on public. Can you really not wait to go to somewhere more private, oh I don't know, like the bathroom to remove the hardened mucus on your nostrils? And as fascinated as I am on seeing two people exchange saliva, I prefer watching that scene in a television, not in the hallway.
I hate people borrowing my stuff. As I can see, you obviously have the financial capability to own your own pen, so, here's a million dollar idea; go buy one.
I hate people asking me what I'm doing. Obviously not seeking for a conversation...
I hate people touching me. Who knows where those hands have been.
I hate dirt. Nobody likes dirt.
I hate noise. It gives me migraine.
I hate confrontation. Not like I'm a coward or something, I just hate when people act like they were oh-so right about something.
I hate when people uses undignified words. Can you seriously not find any other words to say to express your feelings?
I hate feeling physical pain. I never liked the idea of being punch in the face. Nobody does.
And the thing I hate the most is...
HIGH SCHOOL.
Well, school in general.
I have been given my fair share of nicknames in the 2 years I have been here in Cadox Academy.
These are examples of what the imaginative students here call me. Let me start: FuckFace, ShitFace, DickFace, Anything with a face really... Aren't they creative? I know, it's sad, I, at least deserve a well-thought-out nickname, right?
But, that's not all, there are a lot of things the students here do that makes me want to rip my hair out.
Every single day, Steven will ask me unimportant things and our whole
conversation for the day will end up like this:
How are you today? The same as when you ask me 2 minutes ago.
