Loud House: Dirty Mouth (my version

It's evening at the Loud House. Lana was ready to go for a walk with Hops. "Come on Hops." The frog hopped out the front door. But Rita's mom called Lana.

"Hold on, honey!" Rita pulled Lana back inside. "Take that pile of filth with you."

Lana saw Lori holding a trash bag and gasped. "Mom, you shouldn't talk about Lori like that!"

"She means this filth, you twerp." Lori gestured to the trash bag.

Lana dragged the garbage bag outside and put it in the trash can. Hops followed her. Lana noticed some writing on the trash can. "Trash can writing! The voice of the people!" She read one. "Poo poo! This one must be from Lily." She read some more. "Hobos are people too! (laughs) Those hobos!" Then she noticed one that was written by Lola. "Ooh, here's one Lola didn't finish. (reads) Lana smells-" Lana wrote the finishing sentence with her finger. "Bad." Then she noticed another one. "Hmm, what's this one?" (reads) Flip is a-" Lana didn't recognize the next word. "Flip is a (beep)"

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" The garbage man asked angrily as he collected the trash and left.

"Well, sometimes but not....recently."

Lola came outside. "Hey sis."

"Hi Lola." Lana replied. "Say, do you know what this word means?" Lana showed it to her and Lola looked at the word. "Flip? Isn't he the old guy who owns that gas station/mini mart?"

"Not that word." Lana corrected and pointed at the word at the end. "That one."

Lola looked at it. "(beep) Oh. I think I know what that word means. I heard Lori use it once. That's one of those sentence enhancers."

"Sentence enhancers?"

"You use them when you wanna talk fancy." Lola explained. "You just sprinkle it over anything you say and you've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich."

"Oh. I get it." Lana said. "Let me try. (clears throat) Hey Lola, nice (beep) day we're having isn't it?"

"Why yes it is, Lana." Lola replied. "This (beep) day is particularly (beep) lovely."

"(beep) right you are, Lola."

Lola and Lana continue to use their new word over and over.

"You're right, Lola. My lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation."

"Mine too."

The next day, it was school. Lori dropped off the younger siblings at the elementary school. Lana and Lola remembered that new word they learned yesterday and decided to use it more. Lana and Lola went to their lockers and met up with some students from their class.

"Hey guys." Lana greeted. "Nice (beep) day we're having right?"

The students stared in shock.

"Did she just say?" Asked one student.

"Yes, she did." Said another student.

Lola greeted the school janitor. "Hey Mr. Janitor, how the (beep) are you?"

"Um, hi." He replied with shock, then walked off. "I thought this was a school, not a guttermouth convention."

At lunch, Lana and Lola were in line waiting to get their food. Lana read the menu. "Ooh, today's lunch is a (beep) hamburger served with (beep) sauce and grilled to (beep) perfection."

The students went silent when they heard Lana using that word. Some of them were laughing. The lunch lady told two students, who were her kids, to cover their ears. The daughter covered her ears but the son was laughing so the lunch lady shoves carrots in his ears.