brobgonal was sitting down playing minecraft on his laptop (somehow) with bandu in the other room
(in the chat)
<yos3xgamers> Hey, look at this cool view from this cliff!
<yos3xgamers> It looks awesskoselkeps
<yos3xgamers> Why did you hit me???
<yos3xgamers> If it wasn't for my elytra I could have died, y'know?!
<brogonal> ok bich
brobgonal is clearly having fun
but then he hears crying from outside his door
"uh oh" says brob and the door slams open, expunged is standing there
something seems off about that expunged but brob cant really tell
"HOW DARE YOU HARASS MY BROTHER YOU" yells expunged
then he beaten the shit out of brobgonal
1 hour later...
brobgonal recovers from the psychological damage caused by expunged and now he's plotting a plan
he wants to take revenge on bandu
he gets the perfect idea: destroy bandu's pc
he thinks of how he's going to do it: directly place a bomb inside it? nah, too risky; tell him to destroy his pc himself? ehhh... make expunged get mad at bandu, and as a result the pc gets thrown out of the window? fuck yeah
brob then thinks of how that's gonna happen
30 seconds of extreme brainstorming later...
"how about a virus"
brobgonal looks up "how to make virus free no virus" on google
finds out a youtube tutorial on how to make a .bat virus
he watches it and thinks he's gonna become a 1337 h4xx0r in 10 seconds (dumbass)
5 minutes of attempts to follow the video later...
"finally" brobgonal sighs with relief
then brobgonal comes to bandu's room
"do you want minecraft hack no virus" brob asks "Sure!" bandu says with a smile
brob then runs to his laptop, copies his virus on a flash drive, then runs back to give it to bandu
bandu places the file on his desktop, not knowing he's about to owned
but before he could run it...
"DINNER'S READY" expunged yells from the kitchen
"Let's go, Brobgonal!" bandu says as he goes to the kitchen
meanwhile brob runs his virus on both bandu's pc and his own laptop
as bandu and expunged were eating (they were too lazy to wait for brobgonal) brobgonal runs to the kitchen with the fakest crying ever
"WHAT'S THE MATTER, BROBBY?" - "do not call me brobby ever again or they will never find your body- *sniff* b-b-b-b-andu. *sniffing like sniffing cocaine* hack my comp-p-puter...."
expunged then gets a bit angry and heads to brob's room
he sees there's like 1000 command prompt windows open and the laptop already froze so he gets REALLY FUCKING MAD
he runs to the kitchen and beats the shit out of his brother
then he runs to bandu's room and throws bandu's pc out of the window (little did he know funeralbi was below the window)
expunged runs back to the kitchen and tells bandu "NEVER DO THAT AGAIN"
bandu nods, but just as he does the ceiling is suddenly thrown away
funeralbi hovers above the 3, with bandu's pc stabbed with his hat
"You Computer Is Fall My Hat I Mega Angry Now" he says in an extremely high pitched voice
expunged is scared and sweating, bandu just curls up into a ball
brobgonal says "uh oh", and those were his last words
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