Your beauty, my grace

1:I HATE EVERYTHING.

hey guys! I know, I know, I've written a lot of candip/ships with Dipper involved, but I just can't help it😭 Well, this is Briti- (/j) I mean Reverse!Dipper x Reverse!Candy so uh yeeeehhhhh
Candy's POV
I hear that noise, that terrible, terrible, noise.
I just hate it. I groan and slam my hand on the dumb alarm. "Stupid thing.." I mutter. I slowly sit up and turn on the lights. "Oh, crap! Ahh! My eyes!" I blink repeatedly, very quickly to get used to the light. I get up and walk up to my closet, with a big mirror attached to the door, so I can see the whole entirety of me. I see my hair, and holy cow, that is a huge mes-"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" I scream. My mother and father dash into the room. "What happened!? What's wrong!?" They scream. "MY HAIR!!!"
My father sighs in relief knowing that I'm not dead, but my mother squeaks from the horror of my hair, repeatedly screaming,"Your hair! Oh my gosh, your hair!!"
She runs to get some hair tools while I run in circles, panicking.
..I HATE EVERYTHING.

Dipper's POV
Not to be annoying if that's what you're thinking, put sometimes I HATE having a sister.
She's SO ANNOYING.
LIKE, LITERALLY! This morning, I was just trying to have some nice peace and quiet, sleeping in my bed, all that shit, and then this FOOL COMES IN AND RUSHES ME TO GET UP! Let me sleep woman!
And when I went to get my clothes, oh don't even mention that! That stupid blue triangle left something on the floor (probably intentionally) and I tripped and banged my head on the closet door!
First, it could have ruined my closet door, and SECOND, THAT HURT!!
Gosh, I HATE EVERYTHING.

Candy's POV
So, my mother fixed my hair and everything is fine now.. I guess. But now I need clothes. I just choose to wear a cute green dress with knee-high socks, and some white heels. You know, the usual. I go up to my nightstand and grab my glasses, putting them on.
I walk out of my room, and go into the kitchen to grab some breakfast. After all that's done, I leave my house to go hang out with my besties, Grenda and Mabel.
Hmm..
Mabel..
You know what? Change of plans, I'm just gonna go flirt with Mabel's brother like I always do.

Dipper's POV
Honestly, I'm not gonna get mad today. Sure, I just did but I calmed down. Plus, this is one of my only days to take a break.
I'm just gonna go outside, and take a nice, quiet, and relaxing walk. And if anyone annoys me, I'll try to deal with it.
What's the worst that could happen?
I leave the mansion after changing, and eating breakfast, and I just walk.
Walking..
And.—
Crap, she's here.
It's Candy, listen, she's.. Okay, but she's pretty annoying. She always flirts with me when I'm around and holy cow, that stuff gets old sometimes.

Candy's POV
Found him! That was pretty easy.
I twirl around him, I can already feel his anger! It delights me.
I pull him into a hug from behind, which probably annoyed him more.
"Hello, handsome." I tease.
"Leave me alone, Candy." He sighs.
"Aww, but you're too handsome to leave!~" She smiles.
"Stop." He groans.
"Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see." I say.
"Wow, so original." He says, sarcastically.
Everything is going so well!