duality of love and pain chips dale

chapter 8

10:00pm - Nighttime in Southern Florida

As the night falls upon Southern Florida, everything started to get very quiet yet very nice in the weather. The temperature dropped from 89 degrees at night to 72 degrees due to humidity and rain since the Rescue Rangers moved in to their new homestead. However, last night, they almost encountered a loss in one of the Rangers. Gadget Hackwrench was a terrible mess due to the previous infiltration that was initiated by Doctor Forman Nimrod and Decsreta, formally known as Foxxy Silverglove, due to her betrayal on Dale. All but Zipper and Gadget were left remaining to forgive Chip and Dale but Queenie Bee and Monterrey Jack understood the situations with Chip and Dale and accepted them without hesitation of being a homosexual couple, gaining faith for each other. But the test of strength came when they had to stop Gadget from using Jack's Winchester Glock to put a bullet in her head because she got fed up with Chip's lies. Dale was the first to try to stop Gadget, but suffered a bullet wound, exposing Dale's arm with a hole on his shoulder. Chip was the only person that could put an end to Gadget's radical behavior, but he couldn't pull her away from the gun. Chip was hesitant to strike Gadget but he gave her his true confession about him moving along and being together with Dale. He wanted to finally tell her about the relationship, but Decsreta became the main focus point to making Gadget wanting to commit suicide. She finally gave up and let go of the gun, but the last bullet struck Chip's hand, but he pulled it out after he gave away his coat to Gadget for comfort and left himself in pain and naked, but was accepted by his actions as "honorable." It was then that Gadget finally snapped out of her suicidal thoughts and went back to being happy, energetic, yet forgiving as she finally forgave Chip and when Jack told her that Chip admitted to being an arrogant bastard, she let Chip have his night with Dale as a sign of an apology. Everything seemed alright...until now... Up in the dark and tumultuous skies, the mad scientist Dr. Forman Tyst Trottenheim Nimrod and Decsreta are flying straight towards Cocoa Beach, Florida, with the stolen war aircraft, the Annarsvegar, to prepare for the Bio-nuclear War against the Rescue Rangers. Nimrod said to Decsreta:

"Decsreta, min elskede, dette kommer til å bli høydepunktet for vårt håp for et utopisk samfunn fylt av onde og anarki. Selv om vi er klare til å angripe Redningspatruljen, må vi gjøre en prøvetur for å se om dette flyet er verdig nok til å utslette Florida. Kanskje nok til å anniliate Amerika. Eller enda bedre. Tilintetgjørelse av Norge. Selvsagt."

Translation: Decsreta, my darling, this is going to be the pinnacle of our hopes for a utopian society filled with evil and anarchy. Even though we are ready to attack the Rescue Rangers, we have to do a test run to see if this aircraft is worthy enough to annihilate Florida. Maybe enough to anniliate America. Or even better. Annihilation of Norway. Of course.

Suddenly, Descreta warns Nimrod of the first target of the attack. She said:

"Maestru! Am ajuns la destinaţie nostru! Principala ţintă: Florida. Primul atac: plaja. Timp estimat pentru a începe foc deschis: două minute."

Translation: Master! We have reached our destination! Primary Target: Florida. First attack: the beach. Estimated time to begin open fire: two minutes.

Nimrod then responded:

"Å ja, stranden! Det beste sted for de horkarer å knulle seg dum. Hvor romantisk, men patetisk. Sett den første laseren vinke til tjueåtte grader breddegrad, fjorten grader lengdegrad. Styrken på laseren: syttifem prosent. Ventetid: Tre minutter og førti-seks sekunder."

Translation: Oh, yes, the beach! The best place for those fornicators to fuck themselves silly. How romantic, yet pathetic. Set the first laser wave to twenty-eight degrees latitude, fourteen degrees longitude. Strength of the laser: seventy-five percent. Waiting time: three minutes and forty-six seconds."