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(THIS BOOK IS THE WHOLESOME VERSION. IF YOU WISH FOR A MORE MATURE 🔞 VERSION PLEASE LOOK FOR VERSION II ON MY PROFILE.)
You suddenly wake up inside of the world of Twisted Wonderland. Not exactly being student age you...
Crowley was seated across from you and Yuu. A sturdy table splitting you three. Stacks of geographical and magical books sat on the flat wooden surface. Dire flipped through the pages of leatherbound hardcover. His finger dragging down along the paper covered in printed ink.
You were sat in a similar position. One leg crossed over the other as you read the written wisdoms of this world, one paperback and hardcover at a time. Your stacks consisted of history, language, and other such topics. Yuu sat in awkward silence beside you. No book near him, mostly due to the fact you would not allow it. Being a little paranoid, you feared someone would have cursed or enchanted a book. Meaning there was a chance something harmful or dangerous could happen to this boy you have unknowingly taken under your wing.
"Just as I'd suspected." The raven man stated while shutting his book sharply with a quiet thunk in one hand. "Nothing. Not only are your homelands not listed on any map any point in history. Now, are you QUITE sure that you came from such a place? That wasn't some sort of lie, or jape? Because if so, the only explanation is that you've come from another planet. Or perhaps you were summoned here from another dimension?"
Yuu gaped at the theory presented by the headmage, "Another planet?!"
Simply letting out a single hum you leaned back in your chair. "Another dimension does not seem to be all that impossible as an answer. I had figured that out earlier quite fast."
"Show me everything that you both brought here with you." Demanded Crowley. "Do you have some form of identification, a driver's license perhaps? Or even a..shoe? You do seem a tad bit...empty-handed."
"Come to think of it, where's my wallet and phone?!" Yuu frantically searched his robes and the pockets of his clothes underneath in hopes of finding his belongings.
"Well, this is quite the predicament. What about you Y/n?" A 'carry on' hand gesture was made by Crowley towards you.
"I have one item that I am sure will be helpful. A guide to the cultures of my nation on Teyvat. The Cultures of Liyue." The tightly bound bamboo papers materialize withing your extended hand. Crowley looked on with slight surprise, but content approval was the main emotion. Yuu however, looked liked a young boy witnessing a magician for the first time. His eyes wide with amazement even though he had already seen your more impressive feats. Such us your barrier and stone control. Dire was not expecting you to carry something that contained details of your homeland/world. Handing the book over you informed him that it contained facts, maps, and stories of your nation, Liyue. All equally as detailed. "When I have time I shall look through this thoroughly." He speaks quietly while his fingers grab the book from your gloved hands.
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"Thank you, Headmage. I also have a photo if that helps. It has the scenery of Liyue behind us." Again you summoned something into your hand. It was a photo of you with your closes Adeptus, Xiao.
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Headmage Crowley looked at it closely before finally voicing his question, "Who is the boy beside you?"
Handing the photo over to Yuu, so he could also have a look, you answered him, "He is Adeptus Xiao. Conquerer of demons. He is my ward."
"You have taught others before?" Crowley questioned curiously. The feather crazed man could envision you as a teacher. There was a calm patience and fatherly aura around you. Perfect for the occupation of a teacher.
"Indeed. I have taught many. Three of which respect me greatly while the other I rope into paying for many of my meals when I hunger for cuisine." You couldn't help but chuckle at the times you have somehow convinced Childe to pay for your meals. Always acting as though you had forgotten your wallet at home.
"Saving money is still saving money." The bird man said as he smiled and chuckled with you. How devious he thought you were.
Yuu cleared his throat to capture the two older adults' attention. "So what do we do now?"
"I cannot have someone with no aptitude for magic bumbling about my magic academy. And yet, as an educator, I am loath to expel a young person without a cent to their name, or any ability to contact their guardian... Truly, my grace is boundless." He said with a prideful smile and voice.
"You are only fulfilling your duty as a Headmaster to two beings who were summoned without consent, Headmage Crowley." You stated with a factual tone.
"Hmmmmm... Ah! There is a vacant building on this campus. It was, in fact, used as a dorm a long time ago. With a proper cleaning, it should be habitable enough. Out of the profound kindness of my heart, I will allow you to live there for the time being. In the meantime, we will investigate other ways to send you both home. Dear me, but I am a gracious man indeed! A model educator, one might say. Well then, I shall take you to your dorm straight away. It is an older building, but it has plenty of...character, one might say."
"Lead the way." Yuu said as his stood from his chair.
- Y/n did not want Yuu to open an enchanted book by accident and risk being burnt, soaked, blown away, etc. just by opening a book
- Y/n wanted to know more about this place rather than going home just yet anyway
- Y/n found it amusing that Yuu believed the planet theory
- When Yuu mentioned his wallet and phone two things happened: 1. Y/n had absolutely no clue what those were and mentally noted to ask Yuu later 2. Yuu realized he couldn't take pictures of or with Y/n
- Crowley was surprised and excited that Y/n brought a detailed book of his homeland
- Y/n felt like a proud father showing off his picture with Xiao
- Crowley thought that Xiao was Y/n's biological son before he explained that Xiao was his student
- Crowley became excited and relieved that Y/n knows how to teach
- Both Yuu and Crowley found it funny that Y/n is able to trick one of his students into paying for all his meals
