[I know this is a oneshot book but I need this out of my drafts and posted already so until I finish an actual oneshot have this. ]
Sayeon: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Ryujin: Plane tickets?
Iseul: Concert tickets?
Juni: Prostitution?
Sayeon, holding her broken frames: Glasses.
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Min: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Juni: Not if they consent to it.
Ryujin: Depends who you're stabbing.
Sayeon: YES?!?
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Iseul: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Iseul and Ryujin, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Sayeon: Our turn, Min! One, two, three- vanilla!
Min, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Sayeon: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Jaeil: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Ryujin: I can explain.
Sayeon: Can you?
Ryujin: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Ryujin: This is a mistake
Iseul, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Ryujin: But not today
Iseul, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Taeho: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Tsubaki: I don't know how to do that.
Jungwoo: I don't wear a watch.
Dahee: Time is a construct.
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Juni: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Ryujin: Rude.
Iseul: That's fair.
Min: Not again.
Sayeon: Are you going to want this back?
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Ryujin: God, give me patience.
Sayeon: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Ryujin: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Hand Jumper oneshots
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