A boy named Bob was walking to a House, Bob was breathing like HIIIIIHUUUUHIIIIIIHUUUUUUU cause it's a spooky house.
Bob knocked on the door, Bob said "Trick or Treat!", no one replied to Bob.
Then he got kidnapped by a pig mask. He was like "Bro where tf am I going?!" The pig mask replied "stfu".
And then pig mask boy got a chainsaw and the chainsaw was like VVRRRRMMMM, Bob got spooked.
pig mask boy sliced Bobs nail, then, Bob said "oh thanks for clipping my nails, my thumb is now bleeding, 5 stars rating"
pig mask boy thought about something, why be a murderer when you can be a nail blood clipper worker? So pig mask boy did his thing and he made a nail blood clipper shop called DIEMART and hired Bob to chop the customers left hand (if you're left hand I don't recommend going to DIEMART).
And now this shop is buper cuper duper fuper guper huper juper kuper luper muper nuper puper quper ruper super tuper vuper wuper xuper yuper and super popular.
