S.U MARK FUNERAL ‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️⁉️

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Today is the day , where it's Mark's funeral.

(im not sure on how funerals work since i don't do this kind of funerals in my country)

yall are sitting on the bench looking seats, while bawling your eyes out i guess

the priest walks up to the podium and starts saying shit

" we are gathered here today for the loss of mark heathcliff "

as he says those words you can't help but just cry i guess , cause you're a mf crybaby /j ( not offending to any of y'all who cry easily )

anwyays after he says some words that i don't even know wtf he said, he then says

" you may now have a look of the body "

up first was cesr, he walks up to the coffin, looks at mark and just fainted, falling backwards

' oH SOMEONE CATCH HIM '
" HOLY SHIT HE FAINTED "
' MY GOD '

you run up to cesra and carry him back to his seat, just laying him down i guess
next up was adam's turn

adam cant help but look away, and start crying agajn, cleayrl upset that his friend i guess is dead as hell. soon enough, they went back to his seat, still sobbing

then is jonah, he walked up, looked at the coffin and just stares at mark's dead face
he just stands there menacingly, having a staring contest with mark 💀
but honestly, he actually has pity for him. why would he even commit? no one will know ( except for mark himself obvv)

up nxet is thatcher, bro walks up to the coffin, looks at him and mutters
° im sorry that this happened to you. °
yes, he feels sorry for him, he looks so young to even die.
tears started forming in thatcher's eyes as he walked back to his seat

for ruth, she didn't want to do it. not because she is just lazy but knowing that she'll break down in a second after looking at the body
sure, she may be a lil y'know, cold hearted but she still cares for her towns pelpel 🧍‍♀️

up last is you. you slowly walk up to the coffin, look at his body, holding back tears. you start your lil speech to him because yes and you decided to make one since you have no idea why

" mark, im sorry, like very very sorry that you did this to yourself. you should've known that you were somewhat worth to live for. sure, you kjnda broke up with cesra but i know that you could change it and fix things back together. i know you could've done that but no, you decided to just end it all, being a damn wimp. no !!! if only you're still alive, i would be fucking screaming at your face saying that you can fix it all, and whatsoever. but now that you're gone, im gonna miss you. goodbye i guess"

as you finish your lil boring ass speech, you sniff and run back to your seat, wiping the tears away with your sleeve. shit that kinda rhymed.

anywhas, cesar wakes up, he looks around, soon enough remmebebrb what is happening and starts crying once againd

then suddenly ,,,,,, mark wakes up !!!!!! rising up from the coffin, looking like he just had the juiciest nap ever and looks around at his surroundings

everyone fucking screamed, in horror and shock

mark asks, "wtf happened"

you then answer, -you're supposed to be dead, wtaf-

"huh, dead ???"

-yeah bitch-

"well, j guess im notd ????"

-oh okay-

'ONG MARK BBG YIURS ALUVE ?????'

"y y yes im alive , cesra bb"

'IM SORRY TAHT WE BRIKE UP I LOVE TOU SM PLEASEETS BE BACK TOGETHER'

"I LOVE YOU TOOJDB AND YES LETS BE BACK TIGETHER"

they proceed to make out while the others are frantically screaming, running aroundg and yorue just there looking at it all happeing

THE END ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

so turns out eh didnf die 😹😹😹😹 because he will obv live
/j

i gave up on the last part so yeah, went full on crack🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😘😘😘

k1tt1-k4t

how did i do🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺