Carol: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
Daryl: Don't.
Carol: You won't even notice!
Y/N, entering: Oh, hey D, you wanted to see me again?
Carol: Daryl's single.
Daryl:...
Y/n: Okayyyy
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Daryl: you good?
Y/n:
Y/n: why do you still ask me stupid questions?
Daryl: your right
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Negan, pointing a gun at Daryl: is this man bothering you?
Y/n: yes, but he is my husband is signed up for this.
Daryl: she will kill you
Negan, wondering what the fuck is wrong with this family: are you going to kill me?
Y/n, laughing: yes
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*Hershal, Carol, Maggie, Glenn and Rick watching them from a distance*
Hershal: Isn't that your child, Rick?
Y/n, swinging Carl around while he laughs: having fun?
Rick, on his way to yell at them: HEY
Carl, scared for his life: yes but my dad is coming
Daryl, Y/n and Carl, running away for their life: HELP
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Y/n, watching as a walker tries to get free from being stuck in the ground: i feel bad for the walker
Daryl, confused: why?
Y/n: look at it, tell me you don't feel bad
Daryl: i don't feel bad
Y/n: that's homophobic
Rick, utterly confused: how?
Y/n: cause it is. can you arrest him?
Rick: no
Daryl: i'm sorry, okay
Y/n: your both gay *walks out leaving them confused before getting startled by the walker*
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Maggie: my dad's coming, act like your gardening!
Glenn: Daryl, quick, grab that hoe!
Daryl: *grabs Y/n*
Y/n:
Y/n: i don't think that's what she meant. was it?
Hershal: ARE YOU GUYS FINALLY DATING?
Daryl and y/n, nodding as they have been dating for the whole time: YEP
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y/n: Stab wound?! You mean extra pocket.
Daryl: Nobody in this household should be allowed outside I swear to God.
Carl, who was about to go out with Rick: yep
Rick, following: agreed
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kidnapper: we have your daughter
Daryl: no, i don't even have a daughter
kidnapper: what? but it says 'daddy' here under your name-
Daryl:
Daryl: YOU KIDNAPPED MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU BASTARD
Daryl: WELCOME TO YOUR FUCKING FUNERAL
