The Bleach Store

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Hiya! It'sa me, the creator of this story! Or if you can even call it that, it's more a store than one.
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Well ofc you know that, why else would've you entered? Oh well, I'm probably taking up time of your day. You just came for the bleach, or curiosity if that's the case.

Take your time and look around, we've got amazing deals that I'm sure you'll love!

We even got a Christmas sale! So everything is 50℅ off 'till the end of December!

Go wonder around the isles and pick out something you'd like, then come back to me for check out! Enjoy your time here! :D
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Salutations ladies, gentlemen and polite enbies. I'm proud to present that we got a new deal!
Whenever you buy bleach from here, you can return and replace it if it's empty! And no need to charge for a replacement, but £0.01 would be nice too. It's the thought that counts ya know? Well, hope ya enjoy this new store feature :D