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The Weaswlings have coffee as Arabella- giggles as she goofily runs in

Malikai chuckles: Morning goofy sis.

Arabella goofily ran to the counter and cries of laughter

Lolip: You okay master?

Arabella- I FOUND the FUNNIEST voice over ever !!! And it's about Disney Cinderella !!!

Tigs: Let me see.

Arabella- shows them. As soon as they watch it they see Cinderella giggling

Cinderella- I totally put poison in my ugly stepmother and her two bitch daughters coffee. Drink drink bitch bitch

The weaselings laughed*

They realize the stepmother sounds like a transgender

Tigs: Damn!

Jason: That's shocking!

Stepmother- Next time you poison me your skittle ass is going to jail. Snow White was more funnier than you.

Cinderella looked offended

Cinderella - Bitch , you did not just--

Stepmother- YOU HO !!!!

Ludel: Whoa!

Tina: Surprising.

Time skip....

Stepmother-stop it you monkeys ! I got this. Just chillax.... So Cinderella -&

Cinderella smiled as she farted out of nowhere

They laughed*

Drizella- I HATE the color green !

Cinderella - Whyyyyyy ?!

Anastasia - I'm not even angry I just wanna be a bitch ! Whoaaaaaaa !

They started sounding like monkeys as they Rio Cinderella's dress

Pentol laughs: I can't handle it anymore!

They watch sleeping beauty next.

The Prince farted out of nowhere while snuggling Aurora.

Aurora - What was that ? Did you jus FUCKING fart ?!

Prince- well I---

Aurora- oh God it smells like shit !

She started running away crying at the horrible smell

Aurora- Eww ! It smells so bad !

Jason laughs: Okay! Enough! Please!

Time skip...

It's snow White's turn. She sounds like a young gay boy talking to a bird

Snow- You need vulture that's what you need. That's what a Cinderella needs to. That bitch fucks mice.

They laughed more*

Snow- Treat your friends equally--Unless one of them's fat !

Then when she saw the huntsman raise the knife she screams deep like a grown man

They kept on Laughing*

Loretta and the others came*

Loretta: Okay enough laughing you sillies.

Nack helps Arabella up and kisses her cheek*

Arabella gets hupet

Arabella- Loretta , you need culture ! You Fuck dragons !

Loretta: You silly. I haven't been that much noticed.

Zahn: Neither have we.

Arabella sees Zahn and screamed like Snow White did

Zahn: What?

Ladykiller: Kids...

Arabella- No ! Go away ! I don't wanna be social ! Swipe left !

Zahn: What?

Arabella shows them all the funny disney voice overs from Cinderella to Snow White

Zahn is deadplanned: Bruh, I'm not into Disney

Ladykiller: Me either.

Arabella gasped offended and gets angry

Zahn: Okay okay we liked it a little bit.

Macavity: But we haven't been much noticed.

Arabella- Then that's your fault

Leeta: Oh my gosh.

Arabella- You darn right oh my Gosh !

Then the news comes on with a person in Antarctica

They looked*

They went over to the tv

Tops: What's going on over there?

Goodman- Breaking news mmkay ? A few geologists who came to Antarctica to discover a secret temple have been vanished since yesterday morning

Tigs: Ooh.

Arabella- Vanished ?

Morty: So mysterious...

Tatyana appears and smacks Jason's rear hard

Jason: Oh!

He felt that hard smack and looks to his wife

Jason: Babe?

Tatyana - Yes ?~

Jason grabs her and dips her*

Tatyana - Oh !

She looks at him in shock

Jason: Your so hot babe.

Tatyana -J-Jason....

Jason kisses her*

She closes her eyes and kisses him back.

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