MY CRIMINAL WIFE

SPIDERWOMAN

Jack got out of the office and into the elevator, once he got down, he walked briskly towards the coffee shop.
"Hey." Jack raised his head to see who was shouting since the voice seemed as if it were coming from the building.
Jack looked up and his eyes met with something he wasn't expecting.
His instinct told him to run, but seeing the girl in such a vulnerable position he knew he had the upper hand which he always loved.
'Seems as if we've gotten someone to buy us coffee.' He said to himself, referring to his christian name and surname as 'us'.
"What are you doing down there?" Jack asked.
"If I can see properly you're down and   lam up. Just help me down." The girl said.
"Who helped you climb? are you spider woman?" Jack asked.
"Of course not, I wouldn't need your help to come down if I were to be spiderwoman." The girl answered.
"Your name." Jack asked.
"I don't share my name." The girl said obviously annoyed.
"Well then you're gonna have to stay there for a while." Jack said and made an attempt to walk away.
"Lily." The girl said.
"Alright now promise me coffee." Jack said.
"Of course I promise, now help me down." Lily demanded.
"Just let yourself fall I'll catch you." Jack said.
"Are you sure?" Lily asked.
"Of course I'm sure do I look weak to you?" Jack said.
"I'm coming down now." Lily said anxiously.
Lily then let herself fall, but Jack didn't catch her, he simply made way for her to fall.
"Liar." Lily screamed.
"I'm not alone. If you hadn't lied about your name I would've caught you." Jack said casually.
"How did you know I lied if you're not a worse liar. People like you don't deserve a minute on this earth." Lily said and walked away.
"Neither do people like you spiderwoman, where's my coffee." Jack asked.
"Too bad your lies can't make coffee for you."