JJBA X ONESHOTS

Bar Fight | Jotaro Kujo

"Alright go to bed" I say tucking in my child. "Mommy tell me how you met daddy!" said the little one, I sigh "No, you need to sleep or the sleep monster is gonnaa.. take your toes!!" I say tickling her, she giggled.

"Come on mom pleasee" she begged, I knew she wasn't gonna go to sleep until i told her. I made a 'tch' noise "Fine, then you go to sleep okay?" I say in defeat. "yay! okay" She smiled.

"It was a cloudy night, I was 19 and had just gotten done with a tiring shift at work and was walking home, I saw a nearby-"

I thought about it, should i tell her it was a bar? She was only 9 I'll just say it quick. "a nearby bar, It started sprinkling outside so i decided to take shelter in the place."

"What's a bar?" she asked, "A place uhm......if your thirsty you can get a drink there, anyways" I say.

"I was drinking some root beer, and i heard some bickering from behind me"-"I didn't bother until i heard some nasty words being said, so i looked back and saw two boys. One had bright pink hair-"

"Uncle kakyoin!" She said smiling, "Yes! and right beside him was a taller boy dressed like he was a school student, he also had a hat covering his face he looked very..mysterious"

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I was on my second beer of the night, it was now pouring outside. "look at these homos, isn't there any normal bars in this town anymore?" I heard someone say behind me, I didn't wanna engage, I did know how to fight but i wasn't one to start any.

"We aren't gay! Not that there's anything wrong with it." I couldn't help my curiosity, so I looked behind me, there sat two boys, one with vibrant pink hair, and the other one i couldn't see well, given the fact two other men stood in front of them probably the ones calling them names or whatever.

"That's what they all say, you homos need to go back to whatever gay town u came from!" one shouted, obviously drunk. It really did bother me, but it wasn't my place to step in.

"Come on Jotaro, there's better bars then this one lets go-" the pink haired boy said getting up going to walk away "wait wait- you f*gs aren't gonna get outta here that easy" one of the assholes said.

The boy named Jotaro got up, he was about 6'4, taller than anyone in this bar. I blushed, he was built and looked very strong. "Good grief. As much as I would enjoy kicking your asses right now, I'm tired and would rather get out of here without blood on my nice clothes" He said in a low tone.

"oh please, like a f*g could hit me" one of the assholes said cocky. Jotaro squeezed his fist, "Jotaro, calm down lets just go" the pink haired one said. "Yeah calm down f*-

I saw one of the assholes fall to the ground, obviously punched. 'oh shits going down' I thought in my head, how was I gonna get out?

I didn't wanna be here when this fight went down. I got up from my stool, heading towards the door.

I felt a stinging on my face, I see- two other guys? are you kidding me?! I had obviously been punched for no damn reason.

"You asshole! I'm innocent here!" I yelled to them. My words would not get to them, they were very drunk, worse then the other ones.

Again, I saw one go for a punch, I dodge, hitting his head on the bar counter.

"Hey! This bitch just took down Scotty!" I heard one shout from the other fight that was going down.

I was royally fucked here. The two boys looked at me, mildly confused. "They hit first man! It wasn't my fault I just wanna leave."

They started swarming me, shit. I didn't have a plan, though I did have a beer in hand. I'll try and hit as many as I can with it.

One tried going in for a punch, I dodged it hitting him on the head with the bottle. I saw two other ones fall, the one of boys were helping, finally.

What i didn't notice is the great big Jotaro with a chair, knocking everyone out.

Including me.

----- "Oh shit."

"what did u do Jotaro?!?"

"I knocked that girl out I think"

"We need to get her to the hospital! We can't just leave her here"

"yeah, we can."

"Jotaro!"

"fine"

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I wake up, i feeling a huge migraine coming. I look around, I was in a-

hospital? I also see one of the boys, Jotaro.

"Hey, your awake. Uhm, my friend wanted me to apologize for y'know" He said, he was in a set right next to my bed.

"hitting me in the head with a chair?" I say, I smiled he waited here to say sorry?

"Yeah" he said pulling his hat down, embarrassed. "Its fine, It was for a good cause anyways." I joke

The room went silent, It was kinda awkward. He looked so pretty close up, I noticed a hint of blush on his cheeks. I gained the courage.

"Hey, when I get out of here do you wanna maybe go out sometime?"

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"You met daddy because he hit you in the head with a chair?" My child asks giggling

"Yeah, Maybe when he knocked my head up I accidently fell for him" I say smiling, "Well now its time to go to bed."

"awwwwh" She said disappointed. "Goodnight sweetie" I say shutting her light off. "Goodnight mommy" She says, I shut the door. Walking into the living room only to bump into my husband.

"I don't think you regret me hitting you in the head with that chair" he said pinning me to the wall. "Who said I did?" I smirk.

-Fin

I HAD THOUGHT OF THIS WHILE I WAS BOUTTA GO TO SLEEP AND I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

IMAGINE JUST MEETING YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND BECAUSE HE HIT U IN THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR I CAN'T-

ik its really dog water but I hope you enjoyed ily u guys!! <3